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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-08 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
Quit looking so skeptical.

[ he kicks thorns with his foot. ]

I'll take you out for another walk. Or, what would you count as making it up to you?
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-08 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ he takes a bite and chews thoughtfully. ]

Distracting you from work, holding your attention… and receiving your love?

[ this does not make the scenario any better. in fact, it makes it worse. ]

I can be good at whatever you want me to be good at. I'm just that talented.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-08 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he kicks him back. the past ten minutes have been so violent. ]

It was supposed to be a walk for your health.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-08 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ah, his bragging... some things will forever just be annoying, no matter how obsessed you are. unfortunately, thorns just finds elysium being annoying a charm point now though. ]

... I realize a problem with this scenario. You can just hide things you're actually bad at.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-08 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he said it before… he has a lot of aggression to get out. ]

It sounded more like taking one by yourself felt too lonely?
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-08 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ busted.

and what do you mean, 'now'? they've been besties for so much longer before this? 🥹
]

Only because my pirate captain fiancé is so talented and can make up for any of my shortcomings, if there are.

[ he steals a kiss. ]

Is that really a problem?
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-08 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ being besties doesn't make someone not annoying, it just means you are able to look past it...

also help, he is a pirate for this larp now. thorns kisses him back. he thinks this fantasy is turning into him getting played. ]


You're lucky you're cute.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-08 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I normally take them by myself.

[ that is his norm!! why would he get lonely?

... ]


You're the one always around people.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-08 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ being annoying is like 80% of his personality it makes you think…

they still have two fish left and he can't let it go cold, so he feeds thorns the next one.
]

Oh? So what would happen if I wasn't? Is this a confession that you're just keeping me around for my appearance?
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-08 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this is why thorns triggers all his parental instincts. he gets up with a sigh and pulls thorns up by his arm.

with no additional context:
]

We have an hour to kill. C'mon.

[ the way he singled out what thorns made for him and failed to look through anything else

anyway
]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-08 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he eats the offered food. his housewife... ]

You could turn into a slug and I'll still love you.

[ elysium would be the most cared for slug to ever exist... thorns would build him a habitat? it would be so romantic. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-08 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this has been such a tornado of a conversation that jumped to so many emotions. ]

We don't have to. You seem tired.

[ elysium should nap again... ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-08 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder why?

[ he crosses his arms, once again subtly exposing the bite mark in front of thorns. it isn't like he was just in a wrestling match or anything—of course not. ]

I'm already up. Give me my walk.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-08 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this would be very romantic.


except
]

You can't make out with a slug, though…? You'd have to turn yourself into one, too.

[ which says a lot that the response wasn't 'aren't you going to figure out how to turn me back' but

yes
]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-08 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ thorns refuses to feel bad about this bite because elysium is the one who put him in a headlock first.

but he realizes there is no point in arguing about this because that would be stupid, so he finally gives in and stands up. ]


Fine. Let's get your steps in.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-08 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ thorns goes silent at this. it may seem like he has realized how stupid this conversation is, but in actuality it's much worse. he is in deep thought trying to recall any information he may know about the mating habits of slugs.

he doesn't know enough... ]


I'll make sure we're the happiest slugs.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-08 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ elysium also has sensibilities so he actually slips on a jacket before they leave. it's a little stifling, but he is not going to terrorise people with a human-shaped bite wound on his arm.

only thorns…
]

There's something I wanted to do but we didn't get the chance to the other day. It'll be relaxing, so don't mope.

[ knocks thorns' head.

but this is how they end up back on the boardwalk, but more towards the sea this time. 'walk,' he'd said, and yet he just takes his place on a bench and kicks back, the waters an endless expanse spread in front of them. thorns can take a seat next to him or be awkward; he doesn't sit in the middle of it like an asshole.
]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-08 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll have to make sure we don't get killed. You ever hear of Bob? The guy who has a farm of them? As much as he loves them, his turnover's terrible.

Their life expectancy, Thorns…

[ they are getting so deep into this. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-08 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well, once he realizes this is where they're going he'll sit down.

he stares at the water ahead of them, not saying anything. he remembers their trips to the beach when they were younger and just how simpler things were then. at least, he thought they were simpler. he wonders what else he managed to miss. ]


... mm.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-08 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'll figure it out.

[ he says this so gravely, as if this will ever be an actual scenario they'd have to contend with.

they're so stupid. ]


Every life I give you has to be a good one.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-08 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's still resting, just in a different way. as the sun dips low and the sea breeze picks up, it feels like the perfect place to be and a welcome change from the stagnant air of their hotel room. without thinking, his arms stretch along the length of the bench, his hand coming to rest just shy of brushing thorns' shoulder. ]

Takes you back, doesn't it? If it's too boring for you, I don't mind if you look around more or run in a few circles until it's time to go.

[ assigns thorns as hyperactive child who can't stay still. ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-08 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ aaaaaand this is where the going along with it ends. he takes his two hands and claps thorns' cheek with them. ]

Stop right there. So long as you're by my side, any life you're a part of is automatically a good one. Don't overthink it.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-08 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not actually walking me like a dog, you know...

[ he has to get that out there. also, he technically already got his exercise for the day. it is elysium who has been inactive. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-08 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I'd still want to make it better.

[ why settle for only good when it can be great?

this is his insanity speaking. ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-08 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
What, you don't like being off leash?

[ the vibe of this conversation is also so different. ]

Thanks for the company, I guess.

[ pat pat pats thorns' head. ]