[ thorns wants to give him white hairs from stress so bad
but the dye is a light brown… cute, maybe, but impossible to judge properly while it's still drying. they'll have to hold their verdict until later. ]
… I'll love you no matter how this turns out and whether you decide to shave your head bald. But if you mess mine up on purpose, I won't forgive you.
[ he says it so, so seriously, clutching the box to his chest after swiping it from thorns' hands. ]
You have to make sure to get my feathers…
[ shakes ]
but the dye is a light brown… cute, maybe, but impossible to judge properly while it's still drying. they'll have to hold their verdict until later. ]
… I'll love you no matter how this turns out and whether you decide to shave your head bald. But if you mess mine up on purpose, I won't forgive you.
[ he says it so, so seriously, clutching the box to his chest after swiping it from thorns' hands. ]
You have to make sure to get my feathers…
[ shakes ]
Uh huh…
[ whatever!!! elysium has his audiobook for company; let him listen to the stormlight archives in peace even if he's too distracted by the disaster of a dinner replaying in his head. he wonders if this will make thorns spiral about their boundaries again… and if maybe he's not thinking hard enough about them himself?
either way, the car ride itself is hell, made slightly better by the emptier roads. what's much less peaceful is the group chat lighting up, everyone asking if thorns or elysium are angry, followed by apologies and claims that their hearts are in the right places. elysium… will do his best to ignore all of the vibrating… dissociates on the spot. ]
[ whatever!!! elysium has his audiobook for company; let him listen to the stormlight archives in peace even if he's too distracted by the disaster of a dinner replaying in his head. he wonders if this will make thorns spiral about their boundaries again… and if maybe he's not thinking hard enough about them himself?
either way, the car ride itself is hell, made slightly better by the emptier roads. what's much less peaceful is the group chat lighting up, everyone asking if thorns or elysium are angry, followed by apologies and claims that their hearts are in the right places. elysium… will do his best to ignore all of the vibrating… dissociates on the spot. ]
[ oh my god
thorns just picks up his phone and types out that they should leave elysium alone because he doesn't have any romantic feelings for thorns. the problem with this response is that he is not denying feelings for elysium, so the group chat that doesn't have him in it immediately starts going crazy.
to the one with him, they just say they understand and will be more mindful (to his face). ]
thorns just picks up his phone and types out that they should leave elysium alone because he doesn't have any romantic feelings for thorns. the problem with this response is that he is not denying feelings for elysium, so the group chat that doesn't have him in it immediately starts going crazy.
to the one with him, they just say they understand and will be more mindful (to his face). ]
[ he's going to look so edgy by the time they're done he can join thorns' band.
but he realises thorns is not seeing the real concern here so maybe they can pretend there is no concern…? it really would be so much easier if he did them himself but thorns seemed so distraught about it. this is going to be a real test of love.
very reluctantly, he hands the box back over… thorns will have to pry it a little from his fingers. ]
but he realises thorns is not seeing the real concern here so maybe they can pretend there is no concern…? it really would be so much easier if he did them himself but thorns seemed so distraught about it. this is going to be a real test of love.
very reluctantly, he hands the box back over… thorns will have to pry it a little from his fingers. ]
[ literally anyone with eyes can see how wrong thorns is this is so distressing. the way i spent like five minutes deliberating who to yoink for this but assigns rafayel as one of the +1s who now have a vested interest in how this turns out…
i have no idea how to play rafayel except that he's a nosy binch. he personally texts thorns, clearly ready to take a page out of elysium's playbook and annoy this man into reluctant friendship just to dig up the truth i guess. ]
People really are bored these days…
[ all the notifications. wowie.
meanwhile my head swivels to all the gossip in office au. the way i fell off of tagging it but still follow it like it's my morning paper… ]
i have no idea how to play rafayel except that he's a nosy binch. he personally texts thorns, clearly ready to take a page out of elysium's playbook and annoy this man into reluctant friendship just to dig up the truth i guess. ]
People really are bored these days…
[ all the notifications. wowie.
meanwhile my head swivels to all the gossip in office au. the way i fell off of tagging it but still follow it like it's my morning paper… ]
[ this is so funny
they struggle for a second over this box until thorns manages to yank it out of his hands. he is starting to get offended over this lack of trust. ]
I'm not going to sabotage your hair. I don't want you to be too embarrassed to walk outside with me.
they struggle for a second over this box until thorns manages to yank it out of his hands. he is starting to get offended over this lack of trust. ]
I'm not going to sabotage your hair. I don't want you to be too embarrassed to walk outside with me.
[ wrioha but they moved it to dana's musebox what a mood
also, is he just going to reject rafayel's friend request… or ignore it… that is not how you get annoying people to stop thorns has the biggest example of that right next to him. ]
I hope so… But I wouldn't be so sure about it, either.
[ then, he kind of just sighs, like oh well. ]
also, is he just going to reject rafayel's friend request… or ignore it… that is not how you get annoying people to stop thorns has the biggest example of that right next to him. ]
I hope so… But I wouldn't be so sure about it, either.
[ then, he kind of just sighs, like oh well. ]
[ there is no forseeable future in either of these threads where elysium will stop being annoying
but he does feel the weight of thorns' stare on the wheel. ]
Don't even think about it. I'd like to save dying with someone for the love of my life, thanks.
[ the irony of this. the more they make jokes of this type, the more comfortable they'll get around each other again, right? ]
but he does feel the weight of thorns' stare on the wheel. ]
Don't even think about it. I'd like to save dying with someone for the love of my life, thanks.
[ the irony of this. the more they make jokes of this type, the more comfortable they'll get around each other again, right? ]
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