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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-12 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ elysium did say he'd help thorns clean up any time


he's welcome to wake him up…… if he's that uncomfortable… elysium falls asleep so peacefully though? he's a mimir. they really would have contributed to the c*m fountain. much to think about.

don't bully him next time.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-12 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ good luck doing that when elysium shows up right behind him like a jumpscare. ]

Hey.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-12 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ IT WAS WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thorns just dies here because presumably elysium is clinging to him like he normally does. he will eventually make an attempt to carefully wiggle out of his grasp without disturbing him. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-12 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he almost drops the orange juice but manages to grab it in time. ]

Jesus!

[ his blood pressure.... ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-12 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ very funny that thorns thinks he can weasel out when one of the very reasons they started sleeping like this was so the other wouldn't disappear into nowhere

seconds into trying to wrest himself free like this, elysium starts to stir… thorns' move…
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-12 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ okay well they both had the same idea so elysium's hand is just on thorns' now. he's keeping it there until he's absolutely certain this orange juice will not meet an untimely death. ]

What am I, a ghost?

[ he has no one to blame but himself ]

That was a pretty dramatic reaction, even after everything considered.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-12 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he immediately freezes.

this has the same atmosphere of someone in a den of lions and trying not to wake them up. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-12 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You surprised me.

[ he is allowed to get jumpscared!!!!

... ]


Do you need the fridge?
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-12 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ yeah he better not go anywhere.

the moment he stops moving, elysium just sighs happily and rubs his face back into thorns' hair. if they had a background track for this, it's like they are rapidly oscillating between heaven and hell… it's fine.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-12 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No.

[ it's worse. ]

I wanted to talk. Judging by how you were staring into space, I'm guessing you have time?

[ corners. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-12 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ AAAAAAA HIS BOOTY!!!!!!

this is the stupidest problem to have. thorns just tries to go back to sleep but he cannot focus on anything else now that he has woken up. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-12 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ wow... he could be busy but simply disassociating...

he carefully moves his hand so he can put the juice away and close the fridge. ]


Sure. [ ... ]

What's up?
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-12 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ * elysium's booty

isn't his bbbb's face all he needs? isn't he the cutest thing in the world? he continues rubbing against thorns in his sleep like an oversized creature, but at the same time

is that? a smile he feels against his skin? hmmmmmmm
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-12 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ if he were busy he'd be too busy to dissociate that's just how thorns works

but he'll retract his hand easily enough, shoving it into a pocket.
]

I put you in an uncomfortable situation. Sorry.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-12 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hmmm.



he is going to try to wiggle out of his grasp again to see what happens. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-12 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have to apologize. I didn't mind someone staying.

[ which is true, he did not mind that part specifically.

elysium sitting in another man's lap is just permanently etched into his brain now, which is a problem. ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-12 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he falls into a brief silence… then smiles. ]

You avoiding me must've been my imagination, then. [ not a question, not an accusation. he slings an arm around thorns' shoulders. ] So it's fine if we have dinner together?
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-13 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[



his bbbb droops… and whines in his sleep(?). where is thorns going. nowhere.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah, if you're free.

[ he does not move away from him.

and then he finally just decides it's safe enough to ask, ]


Are you two dating or something?
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh my god

thorns is so weak to his bbbb... but he can't live like this. he is going to have to set up rules about cleanup later. ]


Why...
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-13 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's not even going to wait for them to actually be sitting down and eating?? wow.

he shoots thorns a look of surprise before his expression shifts into something closer to embarrassment.
]

I though about asking him out, but it didn't seem right.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-13 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Hehehe… I love youuuuu…

[ that's why.

give it maybe ten-fifteen more minutes of hell if thorns lasts that long.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ he needs to know before they eat. it's fine.

but hmm. what didn't seem right? the timing? was he not into it? this still doesn't answer so many questions. does elysium still like him? ]


Oh. Well. There's always next time...?
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ he will wait because elysium is sooooo cute. even though he is also evil... right now, thorns has no enemy bigger than elysium.

he stares at the spring longingly. ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-13 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[



the horror music is back. without stirring or even opening his eyes:
]

What are you looking at?