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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-13 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
If I want to get rejected again, maybe…

[ a faraway look crosses expression before he physically shakes it out. ]

Well, I doubt it. But there'll probably be trouble down the line. I'm thinking it's probably better to just meet someone new entirely.

[ ALREADY ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ he ignores the question to ask a different one, ]

How long have you been awake?

[ does he need to k*ll him? ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-13 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ he gently nibbles at thorns' neck. thorns is truly in the lion's den but that can't be right? he's just a bird… a guy… ]

Were you trying to go somewhere?
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ thorns is wondering if this is moving fast or is this normal... the world of dating seems so complex.

thorns nods his head. ]


Remember to invite me to the wedding.

[ he just skips the entire dating process. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
I need to clean myself.

[ he has post nut clarity now and he thinks past him was stupid and could only process h*rny thoughts, and now look where he is now. ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-13 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ crying in him somehow becoming a hopeless romantic ]

Of course. Your one word speech's gonna be one for the books.

[ ]

No avoiding me. For real. If something bothers you, you have to tell me.

[ what kind of best man would they be to each other if they can't talk about!! the small stuff!!!!! ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-13 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ aaaaaand now that cute nibbling is a chomp. what happened to their baseline of being perpetually h*rny. ]

I said I'd help you.

[ they can't do things by themselves that's simply not how it works? ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is the one thing he cannot tell him... even though if he did it would infinitely make their lives easier but he doesn't know that...

instead, he just sighs. ]


... sorry. I wasn't sure how to act.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
You looked really cute sleeping.

[ he didn't want to wake him up but he could no longer stand this feeling... he is used to being dirty but this is such an awkward placement. set him free. ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-13 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ he is trying so hard to get over thorns and so genuinely and for what!!!!!! the way he's convinced thorns is asexual or aromantic from their conversations and the context clues he's managed to glean. tears up ]

Well. It's not like that guy has any common sense. Or should I say, the guy has it but doesn't care to adhere to it…? He doesn't make it easy.

[ he's not sure what's worse… though… there is about to be an alarming trend… ]

Either way, don't worry about it. It wasn't entirely you.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-13 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I can look really cute awake, too.

[ 🥺

don't just say that as a grown man. die. but he lets out a sigh as he rises, sweeping thorns up into a princess carry before pressing a kiss to his forehead.
]

You did good.

[ DON'T JUST SAY THIS EITHER ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ well, that might be better than thinking he's banging everyone. less psychic damage.

but hmmm. he doesn't fail to notice the common sense line because that it how he normally describes thorns, but he will ignore it. ]


Did he make up with his roommate?

[ or was he forced to go back early because thorns was the worst host in the world. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ thorns is like very close to committing violence right now so elysium needs to be careful with his word choice. this whole situation is moving very fast towards thorns going to put a ban to things going up his ass and that is going to become a problem for them.

he reaches forward so he can put his hand on elysium's nose


and honks it. ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-13 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
That's the thing. I don't think they were fighting to begin with…? It kinda seemed like he was more interested in messing around with him.

[ a bully…

so, yeah, not something to get involved with. but he'll go ahead and start pulling dinner out of the fridge.
]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-13 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ thorns should eviscerate elysium, actually, it'd save them so much grief. that's his favourite hole? he'll cry. or if not favourite, one of his favourites…

he takes this clown nose as an indicator he needs to shut up. okay. he will be very gentle as he sets thorns next to the stream……
]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a bully...

but thorns hovers here for a moment, unsure if he should stay here or wander away until dinner is ready. hmm. ]


Do you need help?
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ thank you for shutting up.

he is truly coming to terms that past them are stupid. but despite that, they are likely going to end up doing this again. they never learn because they only think with their d*cks ]


You don't have to help.

[ he says this to be nice even though he is aware elysium likes to do this. ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-13 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ if thorns is given enough ones he's bound to be able to put them together eventually, right

one and one and one and one and one together… tears up
]

Can you cut the vegetables? I was going to make a stir-fry.

[ elysium's faith in his culinary skills goes as far as this ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-13 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ is helping thorns get his own c*m out of his ass supposed to be charitable ]

Are you feeling sensitive?

[ he ignores thorns' question, opting instead to trace a lazy circle around the rim, flicking just enough water to rinse the immediate area. the problem with this is that they can start thinking with their d*cks again at any given time. okay. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ wow! that's fair.

but he will go and do that... still processing the information. okay, so elysium is single. but only because trying to date someone whk was already his friend proved to be too awkward?

this is further proof that these two will never work out. thorns is more determined to never say anything ever. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you think.

[ he doesn't even say it like a question because he thinks the answer should be obvious!!!

unfortunately, despite everything, he still leans in to give elysium a bite. hell. ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-13 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ BECAUSE THAT FRIEND ALREADY HAPPENED TO BE IN A SITUATIONSHIP?

okay.

don't mind him as he invades thorns' personal space to get a bowl he'd left on his side, then. their kitchen was not built for two grown men to be cooking at the same time.
]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-09-13 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he tears up internally

but he settles thorns onto his lap, facing each other, if only to spare him the indignity of his h*le being perceived as this happens. they can almost be seen as wholesome so long as you don't look too closely at what elysium's hands are up to below the belt.
]

You can bite down as hard as you want…

[ like thorns even needs the permission. but it is there… ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ thorns is unaware of the genshin gay drama...

it really is so funny how one weekend around other people just completely changed things. thorns wonders if kitten took it well...? if he was a better friend he would probably ask what was the problem there. he does not do that. ]


...
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-09-13 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ they look so cute until you notice the sin

but thorns does not need permission. he bites down any time elysium touches anywhere extra sensitive, which means that elysium is getting bitten quite a lot actually. ]


You really have no shame.

[ neither does thorns ]