If I want to get rejected again, maybe…
[ a faraway look crosses expression before he physically shakes it out. ]
Well, I doubt it. But there'll probably be trouble down the line. I'm thinking it's probably better to just meet someone new entirely.
[ ALREADY ]
[ a faraway look crosses expression before he physically shakes it out. ]
Well, I doubt it. But there'll probably be trouble down the line. I'm thinking it's probably better to just meet someone new entirely.
[ ALREADY ]
[ crying in him somehow becoming a hopeless romantic ]
Of course. Your one word speech's gonna be one for the books.
[ … ]
No avoiding me. For real. If something bothers you, you have to tell me.
[ what kind of best man would they be to each other if they can't talk about!! the small stuff!!!!! ]
Of course. Your one word speech's gonna be one for the books.
[ … ]
No avoiding me. For real. If something bothers you, you have to tell me.
[ what kind of best man would they be to each other if they can't talk about!! the small stuff!!!!! ]
[ he is trying so hard to get over thorns and so genuinely and for what!!!!!! the way he's convinced thorns is asexual or aromantic from their conversations and the context clues he's managed to glean. tears up ]
Well. It's not like that guy has any common sense. Or should I say, the guy has it but doesn't care to adhere to it…? He doesn't make it easy.
[ he's not sure what's worse… though… there is about to be an alarming trend… ]
Either way, don't worry about it. It wasn't entirely you.
Well. It's not like that guy has any common sense. Or should I say, the guy has it but doesn't care to adhere to it…? He doesn't make it easy.
[ he's not sure what's worse… though… there is about to be an alarming trend… ]
Either way, don't worry about it. It wasn't entirely you.
[ well, that might be better than thinking he's banging everyone. less psychic damage.
but hmmm. he doesn't fail to notice the common sense line because that it how he normally describes thorns, but he will ignore it. ]
Did he make up with his roommate?
[ or was he forced to go back early because thorns was the worst host in the world. ]
but hmmm. he doesn't fail to notice the common sense line because that it how he normally describes thorns, but he will ignore it. ]
Did he make up with his roommate?
[ or was he forced to go back early because thorns was the worst host in the world. ]
[ thorns is like very close to committing violence right now so elysium needs to be careful with his word choice. this whole situation is moving very fast towards thorns going to put a ban to things going up his ass and that is going to become a problem for them.
he reaches forward so he can put his hand on elysium's nose
and honks it. ]
he reaches forward so he can put his hand on elysium's nose
and honks it. ]
That's the thing. I don't think they were fighting to begin with…? It kinda seemed like he was more interested in messing around with him.
[ a bully…
so, yeah, not something to get involved with. but he'll go ahead and start pulling dinner out of the fridge. ]
[ a bully…
so, yeah, not something to get involved with. but he'll go ahead and start pulling dinner out of the fridge. ]
[ thorns should eviscerate elysium, actually, it'd save them so much grief. that's his favourite hole? he'll cry. or if not favourite, one of his favourites…
he takes this clown nose as an indicator he needs to shut up. okay. he will be very gentle as he sets thorns next to the stream…… ]
he takes this clown nose as an indicator he needs to shut up. okay. he will be very gentle as he sets thorns next to the stream…… ]
[ thank you for shutting up.
he is truly coming to terms that past them are stupid. but despite that, they are likely going to end up doing this again. they never learn because they only think with their d*cks ]
You don't have to help.
[ he says this to be nice even though he is aware elysium likes to do this. ]
he is truly coming to terms that past them are stupid. but despite that, they are likely going to end up doing this again. they never learn because they only think with their d*cks ]
You don't have to help.
[ he says this to be nice even though he is aware elysium likes to do this. ]
[ if thorns is given enough ones he's bound to be able to put them together eventually, right
one and one and one and one and one together… tears up ]
Can you cut the vegetables? I was going to make a stir-fry.
[ elysium's faith in his culinary skills goes as far as this ]
one and one and one and one and one together… tears up ]
Can you cut the vegetables? I was going to make a stir-fry.
[ elysium's faith in his culinary skills goes as far as this ]
[ is helping thorns get his own c*m out of his ass supposed to be charitable ]
Are you feeling sensitive?
[ he ignores thorns' question, opting instead to trace a lazy circle around the rim, flicking just enough water to rinse the immediate area. the problem with this is that they can start thinking with their d*cks again at any given time. okay. ]
Are you feeling sensitive?
[ he ignores thorns' question, opting instead to trace a lazy circle around the rim, flicking just enough water to rinse the immediate area. the problem with this is that they can start thinking with their d*cks again at any given time. okay. ]
[ wow! that's fair.
but he will go and do that... still processing the information. okay, so elysium is single. but only because trying to date someone whk was already his friend proved to be too awkward?
this is further proof that these two will never work out. thorns is more determined to never say anything ever. ]
but he will go and do that... still processing the information. okay, so elysium is single. but only because trying to date someone whk was already his friend proved to be too awkward?
this is further proof that these two will never work out. thorns is more determined to never say anything ever. ]
[ he tears up internally
but he settles thorns onto his lap, facing each other, if only to spare him the indignity of his h*le being perceived as this happens. they can almost be seen as wholesome so long as you don't look too closely at what elysium's hands are up to below the belt. ]
You can bite down as hard as you want…
[ like thorns even needs the permission. but it is there… ]
but he settles thorns onto his lap, facing each other, if only to spare him the indignity of his h*le being perceived as this happens. they can almost be seen as wholesome so long as you don't look too closely at what elysium's hands are up to below the belt. ]
You can bite down as hard as you want…
[ like thorns even needs the permission. but it is there… ]
[ thorns is unaware of the genshin gay drama...
it really is so funny how one weekend around other people just completely changed things. thorns wonders if kitten took it well...? if he was a better friend he would probably ask what was the problem there. he does not do that. ]
...
it really is so funny how one weekend around other people just completely changed things. thorns wonders if kitten took it well...? if he was a better friend he would probably ask what was the problem there. he does not do that. ]
...
[ they look so cute until you notice the sin
but thorns does not need permission. he bites down any time elysium touches anywhere extra sensitive, which means that elysium is getting bitten quite a lot actually. ]
You really have no shame.
[ neither does thorns ]
but thorns does not need permission. he bites down any time elysium touches anywhere extra sensitive, which means that elysium is getting bitten quite a lot actually. ]
You really have no shame.
[ neither does thorns ]
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