anyway, lube has officially become one of those essentials like their gear at this point; you never know when you'll need it, and it never hurts to be careful. which, fine, except they keep finding increasingly ridiculous use cases for it that absolutely should not exist.
at the very least, once everything's over: ]
When it gets too uncomfortable, I'll help clean you up.
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anyway, lube has officially become one of those essentials like their gear at this point; you never know when you'll need it, and it never hurts to be careful. which, fine, except they keep finding increasingly ridiculous use cases for it that absolutely should not exist.
at the very least, once everything's over: ]
When it gets too uncomfortable, I'll help clean you up.
[ so benevolent ]