They'll be named Thorns 1.0, Thorns 2.0, Thorns 3.0, and so on. I'll come up with something even more potent than what you've got now, strong enough to knock people out within a hundred-metre radius.

[ does thorns feel his pants dropping yet. this is realistic and not immersion-breaking in the slightest. ]

And the kicker? It'll induce nightmares about being bald. That'll show them not to mess with us.