If I'm the reason why you have to book a hotel to begin with, it only makes sense if I'm the one that pays for it? On the flip side—if you're sick I'll do my due diligence and take care of you without getting sick myself. And in the scenario you're stupidly stubborn and refuse to accept my help, that's too bad. I'm older. And taller.

[ he crosses his arms and nods, satisfied with himself. the microwave beeps again. ]

I win all my debates in class.