[ elysium would plot the capybara's untimely demise it's true. thorns' lack of common sense is a black hole… he doesn't understand what's so hard about minding your own goddamn business? they're clearly busy.
he kind of wants to ignore him a third time when he remembers they're on thin ice and antagonising him further won't do them any favours. he very clearly wants to sigh when he parts with thorns, but he does keep a hand firmly on thorns' waist.
the guard is disgusted. what does elysium think he'll do? try to steal his husband? no thanks!!!! but elysium clears his throat and asks if the prisoners gave him any problems. he says no and they've agreed to do community service under supervision, so if they see them around not to worry about it—unless they're trying to break rules again.
what elysium's slightly more interested in, however: ]
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he kind of wants to ignore him a third time when he remembers they're on thin ice and antagonising him further won't do them any favours. he very clearly wants to sigh when he parts with thorns, but he does keep a hand firmly on thorns' waist.
the guard is disgusted. what does elysium think he'll do? try to steal his husband? no thanks!!!! but elysium clears his throat and asks if the prisoners gave him any problems. he says no and they've agreed to do community service under supervision, so if they see them around not to worry about it—unless they're trying to break rules again.
what elysium's slightly more interested in, however: ]
Did they ever ask about their burdenbeast?
[ tears up ]