[ look maybe he just needs to attain enlightenment. he just needs the right bald head to rub, and that could be thorns. he loses all his hair due to natural disasters and he just has to deal… ]

That's a low bar to clear. I don't think we can get more impromptu than that even if we tried. Though… we did have time to get back to our hotel, I guess.

[ imagine if they left this insant. ]

Anyway, if we start now, we can make jerky.