[ if thorns followed through with his impulses the world would be a better place. ]
You reaaaaaaaally don't think I can pull it off?
[ their string of misunderstandings and miscommunication continues to evolve at an unprecedented rate. his hands settle on his hips, cheeks puffed out. ]
Okay. [ to the snacks. then, entirely unrelated to the snacks— ] Be ready for me to prove you wrong.
[ he thinks this will be a funny distraction rather than something that he actually needs to prove. never underestimate his commitment to the bit. ]
thorns probably won't clean this place completely by the time elysium is back because half of it is going to be him going 'no i need this thing in this very specific spot for no real reason' ]
he lingers in the doorway for a few seconds, visibly deliberating whether it's really all right to leave thorns even for half an hour. ultimate, he decides that's far too clingy, even if the other person is lonely. so, as he disappears through the doorway— ]
… You know how to reach me if you need me. I'll be quick!
and then as soon as elysium is gone, goes through a crisis where he wonders why is this happening to him. he settles on that elysium is joking and really will just return with only snacks and that lets him move... to stares at his mess... ]
elysium immediately props himself against the doorframe with his elbow. he isn't in a maid costume, but a sexy pirate outfit, chest bare and all… just looking at thorns.
then sneezes into his arm. ]
I don't know how you wear clothes like this and not freeze at sea.
[ are the curtains up? the lights? thorns may never see this much out of him ever again, so he better get his staring in now…
well. later. something seems to occur to elysium, and he toddles over to thorns to take his hand, slipping a grocery bag over his wrist. ]
Since you've been working this whole time, you should take a break. You can supervise me and tell me if I'm moving something somewhere it shouldn't be.
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[ like it's a duh. ]
Did you want to come with me?
[ for all intents and purposes, at this point in time it is still a joke. a joke perhaps taken too far, but a joke. ]
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so thorns just shakes his head. ]
I feel like if I go with you, you're just going to spend more money.
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You'd probably go for something short. Less to get in the way, right?
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thorns really figured if this ever happened, the context would be a lot sexier than it is now. now he just wants to strangle elysium. ]
Make sure whatever snacks you buy won't dirty our hands.
[ the chess pieces. ]
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You reaaaaaaaally don't think I can pull it off?
[ their string of misunderstandings and miscommunication continues to evolve at an unprecedented rate. his hands settle on his hips, cheeks puffed out. ]
Okay. [ to the snacks. then, entirely unrelated to the snacks— ] Be ready for me to prove you wrong.
[ he thinks this will be a funny distraction rather than something that he actually needs to prove. never underestimate his commitment to the bit. ]
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[ he needs a break... before he dies.
thorns probably won't clean this place completely by the time elysium is back because half of it is going to be him going 'no i need this thing in this very specific spot for no real reason' ]
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he lingers in the doorway for a few seconds, visibly deliberating whether it's really all right to leave thorns even for half an hour. ultimate, he decides that's far too clingy, even if the other person is lonely. so, as he disappears through the doorway— ]
… You know how to reach me if you need me. I'll be quick!
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and then as soon as elysium is gone, goes through a crisis where he wonders why is this happening to him. he settles on that elysium is joking and really will just return with only snacks and that lets him move... to stares at his mess... ]
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there is an ominous knock forty minutes later. :) ]
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he walks over and opens the door... ]
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elysium immediately props himself against the doorframe with his elbow. he isn't in a maid costume, but a sexy pirate outfit, chest bare and all… just looking at thorns.
then sneezes into his arm. ]
I don't know how you wear clothes like this and not freeze at sea.
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he sets a box down. ]
You might just be extra sensitive to the cold. There's a blanket.
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why is thorns' reaction so lukewarm… ]
I thought this would add more to the immersion than a maid outfit. No?
[ he ignores the comment about a blanket. ]
I can go get changed again.
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[ ...
he gets shy after saying that because he thinks elysium is hot. dies. but he'll gesture for him to come more fully inside. ]
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but how much work has thorns gotten done in 40mins. elysium looks around to see what is left. ]
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thorns is trying to not stare at elysium's back but this is really really hard. ]
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well. later. something seems to occur to elysium, and he toddles over to thorns to take his hand, slipping a grocery bag over his wrist. ]
Since you've been working this whole time, you should take a break. You can supervise me and tell me if I'm moving something somewhere it shouldn't be.