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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-22 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ thorns doesn't see it as a problem so there is nothing to solve yippee

but they can snuggle together and snooze... unless there is any reason for them to wake up..... zzzzzz ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-22 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ continues staring back.

huh.
]




I think you should.

[ says the first thing that filters through his mind. both their brains are not working. ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-22 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ they haven't had an incident in so long this feels wrong (they nearly murdered their benefactors together)

but yes… their snoozing… their spooning… timeskips it a week. while they are nebulously finalising their elopement plans:
]

Do you want to say bye?
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-23 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Kick you?

[ thorns is not at a point where he would immediately leap to calling elysium a masochist, but he does raise an eyebrow.

while continuing to make no effort to move away. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-23 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Not really.

[ lmao

they do need to officially give the key back though, and they need to grab docybara from the farm. ]


I'm sure that guard will finally be happy.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-23 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ —what a great time to snap out of his reverie. he immediately flushes, arms crossing over his chest in a poor attempt at self-defense as affront flickers across his face. it gives thorns a sliver of personal space back, though he still hasn't made any move to step away. ]

What? [ HELLO ] Why would you kick me? What's with the violence towards your boyfriend?

[ clearly elysium had been thinking thorns should be doing something else, ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-23 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ truly should not have expected anything else

the way elysium is just thinking they could sneak out in the middle of the night with docybara, leaving the key on the counter like they're doing some dramatic getaway.
]

Really? I think we were warming up to him.

[ lmao ]

But that's good. It'll be a pain when they try to convince us to stay. Then again, if we're leaving I could just reveal my Oripathy and it'll be considered donem

[ elysium's thorns-sized social battery ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-23 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's so funny.

thorns just continues to look at elysium. he tries to snatch the photos away again now that he is more distracted though. ]


What did you want to do?

[ it's not hard to realize that kick sounds a little like another word, but he doesn't want to jump to that conclusion. maybe elysium is just experiencing hearing loss. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-23 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ fucking help

thorns reaches over to pinch him. ]


We're not doing that. If there is ever the chance we have to pass by this area again, we need to keep it as a potential resting spot.

[ basically, he does not want to burn their bridge entirely in case they ever need to cross it again in the future. it's not like they had as deep of a relationship with these people like they had with rhodes, where the nuclear option was needed (and even then it's not as nuclear as it seems, since amiya and the doctor will always take them back). ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-23 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ just

sputters helplessly when the photo's snatched away. but he's learned his lesson about pursuing in this case, so instead he clears his throat and tries to be the bigger person.



then he plants both hands squarely on thorns' shoulders.
]

We haven't gone on a date yet, Thorns.

[ delivers this while he is gripping tightly and so seriously ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-23 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
Owwwww…

[ well. there's no denying that going nuclear eases the conscience… it is so much easier to do whatever you want when you've convinced yourself other people are terrible. but those are the mental gymnastics they've been performing to justify living in their own bubbles, mouth twisting into a frown. ]

Okay, okay. Never thought I'd see the day you'd advocate for diplomacy. You aren't wrong, but we'd better come up with at least something to tell them on our way out.

[ rubs his cheek…

hmmm.
]

… Our dream was to elope but we can't elope somewhere we've already settled down.

[ nailed it. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-23 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh.

yeah.

they have gone on a lot of date-like things, but officially none of them were dates. even the promised one they were supposed to go on when they weren't together never happened because of elysium's illness. ]


Right. We can go on a date.

[ when..... ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-23 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ see, the thing that thorns does not want to actually say is that it's useful to have this place as a backup. the doctor of the town can deal with oripathy treatment, and doesn't appear to mind it, but there's no one here who actually has it. the town is small enough that thorns would expect news to travel if anyone had the illness, but if they ever needed to do a quick emergency stop for it before leaving again, thorns doesn't want to lose that option.

but elysium's oripathy is still a sensitive enough topic that he might shoot down the idea if thorns brings it up. or he might not, but he doesn't want to risk it. ]


Their opinion of us as dumb lovers is low enough that excuse can work.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-23 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)






Is that your opinion of us, Thorns?

[ :) ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-23 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it's always the illness…

they are so desperately trying to make this work in a conventional manner despite already doing so much out of order.

he goes ahead and says what's in meta text:
]

When are you free…?

[ thorns your modeling job ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-23 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
No. But it's definitely what they think of us.

[ admittedly... it is their fault, because they played up the honeymooning couple bit way too well. ]

I'd never think you're dumb in regard to our relationship.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-23 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh.

[ ...

what is his schedule...? the way he would check his phone but he left it on his desk. ]


I think I have a shoot this Saturday.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-23 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ BURSTS INTO TEARS


maybe only a little of it slips through, visible at the edges of his eyes.
]

I have group work to do on Sunday…

[ why did he force employment in thorns AAA ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-23 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
They couldn't be more wrong even if they tried. I make perfect sense, mi luz. You're being ridiculous again.

[ thorns is the one lacking common sense? casually gaslights. ]

But that is one thing you're right about. Heheh. You'll always be the smartest decision I've made.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-23 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[ well...

thorns may have no dating experience other than the time he didn't know he was going on dates with that one guy, but he can tell this is not looking good. ]


The following weekend?
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-23 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ why are they pvping. is this how they keep their relationship healthy? you never know when you might get attacked? ]

You'll always be the second smartest for me.

[ OKAY. ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-23 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ WELL

he coughs into his hand.
]

Think after this week, you'll have anytime after class? I have Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-23 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this is how they keep their relationship healthy and!! exciting. as exciting as cheek pinching can be, anyway. ]

Just to confirm. Who would you say is the third smartest?


Our Doctor?
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-23 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ uh

oh this is so painful. ]


I'm free after nine on Thursday.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-23 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
The third.

[ the first smartest is his baby chicken who is no longer with them. ]