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[personal profile] transmit 2025-11-09 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's also the type of bitch who'd have a secret message and think he'd being slick. something about finally doing the thing he's been wanting to for years and if by the time he's reading this he hasn't, he's pathetic!

your youth exists to be cringe. he's still cringe.
]

I was worried you wouldn't prepare them for a while. That's good.

[ ]

On three, we turn on our cameras?
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-11-09 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it definitely has not been that long objectively. after the kind of debauched lives they've lived, elysium starts shaking like a chihuahua if he isn't given proper attention every few days—so it is likely in thorns' best interest to prevent that.

but he hums, low and pleased. and the moment they're both exposed, he steps in without hesitation, closing the distance until their bodies meet and until they're ground together in a deliberate press that leaves no space between them. it's been a little of a longer time since they've been able to properly frot.
]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-11-09 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
... Okay.

[ he says this but he is very quickly getting up to put the yearbook away before elysium can count to three.

he is sure that elysium would not mind that he looked through it but it would still feel like he got caught doing something without permission. never mind the fact that thorns technically entered elysium's room without permission in the first place, but he is not thinking about those optics. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-11-09 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it is kind of funny that they had their own private space for so long that they really had no need to sneak around outside or anything. and while the chances of anyone stumbling onto their campsite is slim with how out of the way they are, there is always the thrill of the fact that the chance is not zero.

sprays them with a hose ]


I love you. Did you know that?
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-11-09 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ there is a reason why elysium was so mortified by thorns' rejection!! okay!!!!!! he would technically be okay with thorns being given the reminder of their dark history, but he would also die.

anyway.
]

Three… two… one!

[ tada! he waves comfortably from bed. ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-11-10 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ WHY DIDN'T THIS SEND

they really had to be on their best behaviour for so long (their best behaviour which counts as everyone else's worst behaviour)
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I do. But you could always love me more, mi luz.

[ he is now competing against a capybara for thorns' attention his life is so hard

they were relatively normal until they started banging again. much to think about.
]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-11-10 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ elysium gets a visual of the labubu




and then of thorns crawling into the bed a second after. he picks the phone up. hi. there is a light bruise on his cheek. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-11-10 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ thorns is unaware that this is in reference to trying to beat a capybara, so he thinks elysium is just being his normal amount of needy.

but he will answer him by sucking on the skin at his collarbone. it has truly been too long since he's left a mark. ]


Is it possible to love you more than I already do?
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-11-10 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is so cute





but then his cheer (and arm) drop so fast.
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Did you get into a fight?
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-11-10 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you immediately jumping to a fight?

[ the answer is yes, but that's not important. ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-11-10 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ he is going to kill thorns then kill the person he got into a fight with ]

Are you going to tell me you tripped and fell on your cheek, then?
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-11-10 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ by now, getting jealous over the smallest things is just his baseline level of neediness, unfortunately.

he tilts his head without hesitation offering thorns better access.
]

I love you; te amo; 我爱你; я тебя люблю. Until you love me every way there is on Terra—I think so.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-11-10 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
No. But I took care of it.

[ he did very abruptly hang up the other day for a reason.

... ]


It's just nice to see you.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-11-10 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ he is... ridiculous?

he continues to bite at the spot, making elysium's skin darken. his hand, meanwhile, moves between them so that he can run his fingers along elysium's length. ]


I love you more than anyone ever could.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-11-10 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ does thorns think he's going to let this go that easily? hello?? ]

Was it the same guy from last time? He made it sound like he took the hint…

[ murderous thoughts just before bed. perfect. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-11-10 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ elysium should let it go... thorns has moved on. ]

He has taken the hint.

[ elysium has ignored thorns' pathetic attempt at flirting. he will never do it again. ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-11-10 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ new life goal: bang everywhere on the continent

even more unfortunate that this is exactly the kind of stupid thing they would want.
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If you don't keep reminding me, I'll forget. [ his body tightens under thorns' touch, breath hitching in his throat. ] I've missed this. You better not hold back tonight.

[ they need to die. ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-11-10 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[

not only has he consulted a lawyer, but now he wonders if he needs to look into a private investigator? he settles into his pillows if only because there is nothing else he can do, while contemplating things that only deeply delusional trust fund kids in a kdrama do.

he droops. cycling back:
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Mm. Sorry we can't do more than just see each other.

[ stop. they* can attempt to pathetically flirt together now. ]

I should be there for you.

[ thorns was there for him…… ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-11-10 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ the worst thing is that they could probably actually achieve this goal as long as they don't blow up first. terrible.

even more terrible is the fact that elysium's praise just makes thorns press on harder. he does not point out that both of them should hold back because they do, in fact, need to do a lot of walking. they literally made this same mistake before they arrived at the last town but no one ever learns. ]


I want you to feel me for days.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-11-10 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ in every world, elysium will jump to the extreme choice when it comes to thorns.

thorns has realized that asking for details will always end in being ignored, so he will go for a more general question. ]


Do you know when you'll be back?

[ he still does not think their date is happening... ]

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[personal profile] transmit 2025-11-10 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ they can walk back the idea of attaching a carrot in front of docybara and hoping he can navigate himself towards their destination. or, they just let him go wherever they want and accept wherever he leads them as part of their journey. that's fine, too.

maybe they'll learn if they're ever punished for real, but that's harder when they've essentially gotten worse every time they have.
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Only for days? Surely you can do better than that, mi vida.

[ he wants to be useless so bad ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-11-10 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ if thorns could stop getting himself into extreme situations elysium would not be jumping to extremes. has he considered that. ]

Thursday afternoon, latest. I'm jumping out a window if I have to.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-11-10 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ they really need to con their way into a resort stay so elysium can live a pampered life.

but thorns will try to direct them to the ground instead of standing. will elysium sit down now...? he wants to get into his lap. ]


Should I carry you everywhere?
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-11-10 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't do that. We would have to have our date at the hospital.

[ for elysium's broken legs... ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-11-10 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ thorns and elysium's working holiday life… except they'd get fired for constantly fooling around.

with thorns having significantly worked him up though, he is a lot more amenable to being guided. he's as simple as docybara.
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Were you not planning on taking responsibility? That's not even a question. [ as elysium attempts to walk anyway. ] You have to.

[ he bites at thorns just for having to ask. ]