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I didn't think so, but in retrospect, I probably did.
[ people would not think they get along because they're both such weirdos, but that is exactly why. he chomps into the fish. ]
You really surprised me when you handed me that saltshaker.
[ he couldn't pick a better moment than this ]
[ people would not think they get along because they're both such weirdos, but that is exactly why. he chomps into the fish. ]
You really surprised me when you handed me that saltshaker.
[ he couldn't pick a better moment than this ]
Why does this sound like a trick question? It was you——definitely you! You were the one holding it!
[ makes it sound like he solved the world's hardest puzzle. ]
There was no one who would ever come after you, so it should could as love at first sight anyway. You were the most fun to hang around with.
[ 'fun' thorns probably just tolerated him at most. but what is that if not love!!!!!!!! ]
[ makes it sound like he solved the world's hardest puzzle. ]
There was no one who would ever come after you, so it should could as love at first sight anyway. You were the most fun to hang around with.
[ 'fun' thorns probably just tolerated him at most. but what is that if not love!!!!!!!! ]
[ perhaps it really was the salt though...? hmmm. much to think about.
thorns wonder if there is a world where elysium did actually fall in love with someone else. it's odd to think about, considering all signs point to elysium falling first, but if their circumstances were different... ]
Would you still fall in love with me if you got amnesia?
thorns wonder if there is a world where elysium did actually fall in love with someone else. it's odd to think about, considering all signs point to elysium falling first, but if their circumstances were different... ]
Would you still fall in love with me if you got amnesia?
[ stop. it was the fact that he didn't look like the type to pass the salt but did. appearances are deceiving… ]
Would you let me fall in love with anyone else?
[ thorns was not okay just having a rival, and while elysium doesn't know this, their behaviour in this timeline alone has been seeped with desperation. regardless, he presses in close until their thighs touch, settling most of his weight against him. ]
It just sounds like you want to take advantage of my innocence…
[ does thorns want him to larp being a bbbb… ]
Would you let me fall in love with anyone else?
[ thorns was not okay just having a rival, and while elysium doesn't know this, their behaviour in this timeline alone has been seeped with desperation. regardless, he presses in close until their thighs touch, settling most of his weight against him. ]
It just sounds like you want to take advantage of my innocence…
[ does thorns want him to larp being a bbbb… ]
What innocence? And if you did I'd haunt you so bad you'd be forced to break up.
[ please don't say this so seriously.
also thorns loves his bbbb but he understands he will never see him again... it's fine though, because he also loves this non-pure elysium as well. he is simply aware there are certain expressions he may never witness again... ]
[ please don't say this so seriously.
also thorns loves his bbbb but he understands he will never see him again... it's fine though, because he also loves this non-pure elysium as well. he is simply aware there are certain expressions he may never witness again... ]
[ thorns is why he doesn't trust like that anymore.
as much as i would like to say it is nice and soft and fluffy, his mistakes from last night are barely being held together by wax. thorns' hand is going to feel all disgusting. ]
Ack——my hair!! Stop! I'll have to redo it if you mess it up!
[ they are once again tussling except in broad daylight. amazing. ]
as much as i would like to say it is nice and soft and fluffy, his mistakes from last night are barely being held together by wax. thorns' hand is going to feel all disgusting. ]
Ack——my hair!! Stop! I'll have to redo it if you mess it up!
[ they are once again tussling except in broad daylight. amazing. ]
[ tears up over our bottom men icons ]
You joked about me seducing you, but wasn't it the other way around? I was frantically searching for you all over Iberia, and the next thing I knew—you were wearing shirts that cut all the way down from here, to—— [ a deliberate trail of his finger from thorns' collar to his midsection, ] here. Imagine my surprise.
[ but then he lifts his hand even further up to brush thorns' hair out of his eyes. he's mentally preparing himself for thorns' brunette arc… ]
I should be allowed to see you jealous. Just as a treat and in compensation for that. Would you be extra rough…?
You joked about me seducing you, but wasn't it the other way around? I was frantically searching for you all over Iberia, and the next thing I knew—you were wearing shirts that cut all the way down from here, to—— [ a deliberate trail of his finger from thorns' collar to his midsection, ] here. Imagine my surprise.
[ but then he lifts his hand even further up to brush thorns' hair out of his eyes. he's mentally preparing himself for thorns' brunette arc… ]
I should be allowed to see you jealous. Just as a treat and in compensation for that. Would you be extra rough…?
[ it was over for his hair the moment thorns so much breathed in its direction. it's now sticking up in all sorts of ways and elysium's frowning as a hand reaches up to try and access the damage.
is it salvageable… not really. so he goes the full distance and headbutts thorns, waxing up his shirt real nice.
unbeknownst to the both of them (or just elysium…), a click goes on in the distance… the group chat goes wild… ]
I know where you sleep.
[ his bird nest hair… he gets up. he needs to fix this or he will die. ]
is it salvageable… not really. so he goes the full distance and headbutts thorns, waxing up his shirt real nice.
unbeknownst to the both of them (or just elysium…), a click goes on in the distance… the group chat goes wild… ]
I know where you sleep.
[ his bird nest hair… he gets up. he needs to fix this or he will die. ]
If that's what it takes to get you to not look at other people.
[ the way elysium doesn't know about the time elysium lost his mind and had sex with him out in the open on his ship. but also the way that thorns is not aware that happened because elysium was having a minor breakdown and he just thought elysium was being extra h*rny ]
... Should I wear less for you?
[ the way elysium doesn't know about the time elysium lost his mind and had sex with him out in the open on his ship. but also the way that thorns is not aware that happened because elysium was having a minor breakdown and he just thought elysium was being extra h*rny ]
... Should I wear less for you?
[ 'you guys look so close!' 'ain't no way you can say nothing's going on now, man' 'lol' '@thorns' '@thorns' '@thorns' ]
Who told you to start playing dirty? I'm heading back to the hotel. If I'm late, I'm telling everyone I had to deal with a rabid animal.
Who told you to start playing dirty? I'm heading back to the hotel. If I'm late, I'm telling everyone I had to deal with a rabid animal.
[ it has the exact energy of a kdrama makeover montage, except something went horribly wrong somewhere along the way.
he stares at thorns… and takes his time with it, as if this requires serious consideration… ]
You're a married man. What do you think?
[ what is this supposed to mean. ]
he stares at thorns… and takes his time with it, as if this requires serious consideration… ]
You're a married man. What do you think?
[ what is this supposed to mean. ]
[ he pulls up his hood because he cannot be seen with this horrendous mess of hair. little does he know, it has already been immortalised in pictures. ]
Why do you look upset? You're not the one who has to redo his hard work…
[ they see the message has been read by thorns. the group chat goes even crazier. thorns' support group is going so well. ]
Why do you look upset? You're not the one who has to redo his hard work…
[ they see the message has been read by thorns. the group chat goes even crazier. thorns' support group is going so well. ]
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