Good thing I love to put them on you.
[ the sounds of a fight behind them... they really were so serious about hunting when they came in here. they should still be, if they want to continue to stay here, but they stop using their brains so easily when the other is involved. ]
I love you.
[ the sounds of a fight behind them... they really were so serious about hunting when they came in here. they should still be, if they want to continue to stay here, but they stop using their brains so easily when the other is involved. ]
I love you.
Edited (ftr these notifs came out of order so i was like 'did i miss a 1/2' but no) 2025-09-21 19:20 (UTC)
[ elysium squirms and tries not to look away. the result is that his gaze is shifty. ]
I didn't think you'd tell me off, but after hearing what I said aloud it was kind of embarrassing…
[ not the foot in mouth ]
Like I said, we don't normally talk about this stuff.
I didn't think you'd tell me off, but after hearing what I said aloud it was kind of embarrassing…
[ not the foot in mouth ]
Like I said, we don't normally talk about this stuff.
[ you should've let him die
the thing is, it didn't even take a non-negligible amount of time for them to be reduced to this state. they should probably beore concerned about how they are literally unable to control themselves, but they're just their own worst enablers. ]
Do you? I think it's time for you to put money where your—
[ there are louder roads in the distance. uh oh. that actually gets elysium to pause as that does not sound like something only a construct can deal with? this is tragic. ]
the thing is, it didn't even take a non-negligible amount of time for them to be reduced to this state. they should probably beore concerned about how they are literally unable to control themselves, but they're just their own worst enablers. ]
Do you? I think it's time for you to put money where your—
[ there are louder roads in the distance. uh oh. that actually gets elysium to pause as that does not sound like something only a construct can deal with? this is tragic. ]
[ ughhhh
he doesn't move at first, but after a beat he sighs and gives elysium a long kiss before pulling away. if this is dangerous then this means that elysium might get hurt, so thorns has to start taking this seriously now. ]
Let's get this out of the way so we can go back to our room.
[ and find out if there is a tub. ]
he doesn't move at first, but after a beat he sighs and gives elysium a long kiss before pulling away. if this is dangerous then this means that elysium might get hurt, so thorns has to start taking this seriously now. ]
Let's get this out of the way so we can go back to our room.
[ and find out if there is a tub. ]
Why'd they have to go and interrupt us at the good part? I guess we have to… [ like this wasn't their original intent. ] They'll regret it.
[ it's fine. the commotion just manages to draw the attention of its family, so now they're going to end up with a whole lot more meat than meant to feed a small party.
bringing it back is going to be hell. ]
[ it's fine. the commotion just manages to draw the attention of its family, so now they're going to end up with a whole lot more meat than meant to feed a small party.
bringing it back is going to be hell. ]
[ struggling to carry everything back with them is what they deserve honestly after all of this nonsense.
but all he's really thinking about is continuing, so they just need to get this over with. thorns is not sure if elysium is still pretending like he can't do anything or not? so he will watch him to see what he does, thorns will support his choices or lack of choices. ]
but all he's really thinking about is continuing, so they just need to get this over with. thorns is not sure if elysium is still pretending like he can't do anything or not? so he will watch him to see what he does, thorns will support his choices or lack of choices. ]
[ hilariously, he is also so caught up with continuing that he forgets what the initial plot was. he not only helps thorns take the burdenbeasts down, but he immediately straps the second largest one over his shoulder.
he looks at thorns' expectantly like helloooooo???? ]
What are you waiting for?
[ testy. they were blueballed. he is so simple. ]
he looks at thorns' expectantly like helloooooo???? ]
What are you waiting for?
[ testy. they were blueballed. he is so simple. ]
[ WE ARE NOT LETTING THEM ADOPT A RAT
elysium drags thorns back a second time. their scenery can now be elysium's far which may somehow be an improvement over what they were staring at before. the rat circles the car…
it smells their snacks. ]
You don't sound like you're done.
[ if he has to be mortified so does thorns. cough up. ]
elysium drags thorns back a second time. their scenery can now be elysium's far which may somehow be an improvement over what they were staring at before. the rat circles the car…
it smells their snacks. ]
You don't sound like you're done.
[ if he has to be mortified so does thorns. cough up. ]
Edited 2025-09-21 23:20 (UTC)
[ if they do not do something about this rodent it will chew through his tires. stop. and if that's not enough it'll set its sights on thorns' chemicals and keel over. no one wants this. ]
… You wanted to make this about me this entire time? Wooow. I didn't know you had that kind of interest.
[ he's very evidently saying this in jest. ]
Well, it's not like I don't get it. It's always easier to make things about someone else. When you're a hot guy, people start paying all kinds of attention. It's fine to look, you know? Looking's free.
… I just don't think it's that important. I really don't have that much going on to have anything to talk about.
… You wanted to make this about me this entire time? Wooow. I didn't know you had that kind of interest.
[ he's very evidently saying this in jest. ]
Well, it's not like I don't get it. It's always easier to make things about someone else. When you're a hot guy, people start paying all kinds of attention. It's fine to look, you know? Looking's free.
… I just don't think it's that important. I really don't have that much going on to have anything to talk about.
No, I just wanted to ask because I don't talk about myself that often. But I think the reasons are different.
[ he just wanted to confirm that, if possible. but thorns simply is not great at the steps needed in order to get close to someone, especially since he's completely disinterested in things like small talk. most activities you can do with others thorns believes would be more effiecient if he did it alone. think of all the money they could save in groceries...
but then there's elysium, who is different from him in so many ways, but they have surprising similarities. ]
I wanted to understand it.
[ he just wanted to confirm that, if possible. but thorns simply is not great at the steps needed in order to get close to someone, especially since he's completely disinterested in things like small talk. most activities you can do with others thorns believes would be more effiecient if he did it alone. think of all the money they could save in groceries...
but then there's elysium, who is different from him in so many ways, but they have surprising similarities. ]
I wanted to understand it.
Aren't you just taking your disappointment out on me?
[ hmm. they would not be in this position to begin with if they did not have to impress other people. another point in living in a hemirtage's favour.
they have not even been here for a full day. ]
Maybe we're working too hard.
[ they also have not even worked for a full hour. okay. ]
[ hmm. they would not be in this position to begin with if they did not have to impress other people. another point in living in a hemirtage's favour.
they have not even been here for a full day. ]
Maybe we're working too hard.
[ they also have not even worked for a full hour. okay. ]
I don't know if it's really something like just having one reason. I just find people complicated and difficult to get along with, since they tend to want me to act in specific ways that I don't.
[ is there an equivalent to becoming a pirate in a modern au to get character development ]
It's easier to just deal with things my way.
[ is there an equivalent to becoming a pirate in a modern au to get character development ]
It's easier to just deal with things my way.
[ he takes a gap year and in that time decides to become a doctor without borders i don't know
anyway, he isn't particularly surprised by the answer, but it's still nice to get thorns' honesty. instead of just staring at the car, he leans against it, watching the traffic go by. this is a subjective improvement over trash. ]
Meanwhile, you have no problem acting however you want around me.
[ he crosses his arms loosely. ]
It might be easier, but… there's no one out there who likes being alone. [ … ] I probably left you messed up for a while, didn't I? And then I just came back, acting like nothing had ever happened…
anyway, he isn't particularly surprised by the answer, but it's still nice to get thorns' honesty. instead of just staring at the car, he leans against it, watching the traffic go by. this is a subjective improvement over trash. ]
Meanwhile, you have no problem acting however you want around me.
[ he crosses his arms loosely. ]
It might be easier, but… there's no one out there who likes being alone. [ … ] I probably left you messed up for a while, didn't I? And then I just came back, acting like nothing had ever happened…
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