chatime | ✧ — peach iced tea.

[ you should've let him die

the thing is, it didn't even take a non-negligible amount of time for them to be reduced to this state. they should probably beore concerned about how they are literally unable to control themselves, but they're just their own worst enablers. ]

Do you? I think it's time for you to put money where your—

[ there are louder roads in the distance. uh oh. that actually gets elysium to pause as that does not sound like something only a construct can deal with? this is tragic. ]

[ ughhhh

he doesn't move at first, but after a beat he sighs and gives elysium a long kiss before pulling away. if this is dangerous then this means that elysium might get hurt, so thorns has to start taking this seriously now. ]

Let's get this out of the way so we can go back to our room.

[ and find out if there is a tub. ]

Why'd they have to go and interrupt us at the good part? I guess we have to… [ like this wasn't their original intent. ] They'll regret it.

[ it's fine. the commotion just manages to draw the attention of its family, so now they're going to end up with a whole lot more meat than meant to feed a small party.

bringing it back is going to be hell. ]

[ struggling to carry everything back with them is what they deserve honestly after all of this nonsense.

but all he's really thinking about is continuing, so they just need to get this over with. thorns is not sure if elysium is still pretending like he can't do anything or not? so he will watch him to see what he does, thorns will support his choices or lack of choices. ]

[ hilariously, he is also so caught up with continuing that he forgets what the initial plot was. he not only helps thorns take the burdenbeasts down, but he immediately straps the second largest one over his shoulder.

he looks at thorns' expectantly like helloooooo???? ]

What are you waiting for?

[ testy. they were blueballed. he is so simple. ]

[ they need to be blueballed forever

he will pick up the other one. they can go back to civilization and try not to be h*rny for five minutes. is it possible? can they be normal? only time will tell. ]

Come on, sweetie.

[ it's said so flatly. ]

[ please. it's your turn to hand of god next. and then if they are blueballed enough times with enough luck they will just explode. ]

Where's the emotion? [ sulkily. ] Darling.

[ he has officially gone from play whiny to legitimately whiny. ]

You can't sense my emotion?

[ still said flatly, but elysium should be able to distinguish even the tiniest bit of emoting from him or else he hates him... this is law. ]

You sound disappointed.

Aren't you just taking your disappointment out on me?

[ hmm. they would not be in this position to begin with if they did not have to impress other people. another point in living in a hemirtage's favour.

they have not even been here for a full day. ]

Maybe we're working too hard.

[ they also have not even worked for a full hour. okay. ]

[ they haven't even done anything yet and they're already backtracking on plans.

thorns shakes his head. ]

We have to work hard now so we can relax later...

[ their plans to retire... they can't do that until they have money... ]

[ he looks at thorns like he's told him the worst thing in the world. ]

Why would you tell me this…

[ like he doesn't already know………… ]

It's the truth...

[ he tries to lean in to kiss him except it's

really difficult with their kills over their shoulders. ]

Our bath is soon.

[ he tries to close the rest of the distance except his kill pulls him right back.

he's ready to end it all, he thinks. ]

The bath doesn't exist. It's a shower…

[ oh...

they can still save this. it's fine. ]

We can still wash each other in the shower.

[ they just can't romantically sit on each other's lap in it. but it's fine? they can salvage this. ]

[ they are in such a tiny village the showers are probably tiny. there is a nonzero chance they won't fit or that it'll be supremely uncomfortable, but they'll make it work. what are they living for if they can't flirt to their heart's content? ]

Don't forget what you've promised.

[ he adjusts his grip, disgruntled. it is such a long way back having to drag these things as opposed to being able to wheel them off, but the pay off is that the villagers are thoroughly impressed. they get a whole banquet dinner… woah…

but they are also assigned to peeling vegetables. elysium is extremely grumpy in a way that only thorns is likely able to tell, up until the couple tells them about an open-air hot spring a small distance away that they should make use of after their long day. they deserve it. never mind! life is great. he peels the vegetables with such renewed vigour. ]

[ the absolute worst part of all of this is that thorns just finds elysium cute. is he annoying? yes. but that is also part of the charm now, because would he be elysium if he wasn't a pain in the ass? no. so it's all cute...

so he will just quietly peel away, occasionally bumping softly against elysium as a way to say hi. ]

You look cute.

[ forget helping out at the clinic; thorns needs to see a doctor himself. elysium just reciprocates the bump, humming brightly. ]

We get our bath.

[ he has said this four times by now. ]

We do.

[ he kisses his cheek, which he also likely has done every single time elysium has said this. ]

See? Things always work out.

[ this was just luck. ]

[ this is too pure for the reality of what the bath represents and entails.

hehe… he kisses thorns back. ]

Only because you're with me.

[ it was just luck. attributes everything good in his life ever to thorns. ]

We should sneak away when we're done. They don't need us here… besides, we're tired.

[ this is so weird. excuses themselves early from their own dinner, but listen… his private bath time with thorns. that's what's important. ]

[ they can maybe get away with saying they're tired but if they are all over each other during dinner then everyone in china will know they're gay.

thorns looks at the pile of veggies they still have to go through. life is hard when you have a job (they are used to having jobs). ]

What do you think of it here?

[ everyone in china already thinks they're gay and are gossiping about them as they speak. ]

… For now, it's as good as it gets. [ they need money… except, the countryside isn't where it's at if they want to make a lot of it. ] But if you're asking if it's better relative to where we were before, yeah. I'd say it is. It's more peaceful.

[ it's an awfully detached way of putting it, but that's the truth. back at rhodes, their roles rarely gave them room to idly talk and flirt unless they were off of missions. every so often, elysium slips thorns a piece of carrot, celery—whatever raw vegetable doesn't taste like hell. ]

You?

[ it's like he's feeding his pet gerbil...

it's hard to believe that there was a time where elysium felt bad about the idea of leaving rhodes for thorns, and look where they are on. but entirely as long as nothing bad continues to happen, thorns will keep believing they made the right move. ]

They're very noisy.

[ why did they immediately leap to party. hopefully this is not a typical occurrence. ]

[ who needs romeo when they have el thornsio

it is funny how wherever they go there are parties though. thinks about how i had to write like three party logs in less than a year in syn… 'they' yea ]

This is probably the most exciting thing that's happened to them in a while. They made a pretty big fuss over what we brought back… my guess is most of their meat usually comes delivered from the next town over.

Maybe job security here isn't as difficult as we thought?

Mm. There's not a lot of people around our age.

[ the group that invited them, and a few others, but not really enough that might guarantee the future of this place once the elders start passing away; it seems like they're worried about them moving out too, which might be why they're excited to have strong men show up. ]

I doubt too many of them have had proper training, too.

[ he very casually feeds thorns' a piece of lettuce. his questionable favourite.

… ]

Are you thinking of taking up teaching again?

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