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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-02 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Why would I change my mind?

[ thorns is offended?

granted he is highly likely to change his mind so the guilt tripping is fully necessary here. ]
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[ he's worse than playground bullies because at least they stand their ground after they pull their crush's pigtails. elysium really just ran off. but the atmosphere is awkward… elysium contemplates it…



he demurely walks closer to thorns than he typically would.
]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-02 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ the time is ticking on the honeymoon period ]

Oh, you know. It happens. I won't blame you for it, but I'll still feel sad…

[ he hugs thorns against him but it's mostly so he can drape his weight over him. he is so useless right now. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-02 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ thorns is so sure this is flirting but considering what their history is, absolutely nothing would be worse than asking if it is and elysium denying it. there would be no recovering from it.

...

[ he grabs elysium's wrist. he had been grabbing it often, so perhaps this is nothing. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-02 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Mm...

[ thorns will be so good and remember all these steps perfectly, he thinks while also ignoring he has already messed up. ]

We need to get you breakfast.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-02 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ help.

elysium just accepts this. what is something that can bond over…
]

Do you think I can report Scien to the dean…?
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-02 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ elysium thinks there is only going up from here. he's training his pet thorns. ]

There should be leftovers from yesterday. That involves asking where they are and if we can use the kitchen, though…

[ the inconveniences of living off of someone's generosity…. ]

Do you want some granola? I have a few bars. [ it's the slightly unhealthy kind since he'd swiped them from the front and not military grade. ] We can worry about the rest later.

[ maybe he'll actually get to see thorns fish later? ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-02 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
That seems like more of a problem than it's worth.

[ thorns understands... but also it is kind of insane to just drink something that someone in a lab hands to you... safety 101 failed. ]

This probably happened because Dahut wasn't there when you were.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-02 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Granola works for now.

[ having to carry elysium all the way over to the kitchen sounds like a pain. not because thorns minds doing it, but because anyone who spots them will question why thorns is still carrying him around. "just go alone" absolutely not ]

How do you feel?
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-02 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ scien could've been the next kitten… how was he supposed to know the extent of how psycho he was when people call thorns psycho all the time? ]

Can that guy do anything about him? He was bothering you, too…

[ instead they are now all monkeys in his circus ]
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[ in the time it takes for thorns to go to the kitchen and get food alone a hole will open in the floor and eat elysium alive, it's true

but he will peel back the layer of one to feed thorns. 'we need to get [elysium] breakfast.' wrong. elysium needs to get thorns breakfast and he has and won.
]

I'll be fine to head out by afternoon. We could even go now, if you want. But I wanted to relax with you for a while since it's been so long.

[ sure ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-02 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
He can't. He can only make sure you don't get actually poisoned like what happened to you.

[ elysium would have just became a play thing in a different way and still have gone home at the same exact time as before.

thorns sniffs. ]


This is what happens when you agree to be someone else's assistant.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-02 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ elysium can barely manage to get around their room right now and he thinks he can go outside? okay.

thorns raises an eyebrow, reaching forward to pinch elysium on the cheek. ]


We can relax but don't think I believe that.
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It was the best way to get to know him. I don't know how else I was supposed to get an in with someone who doesn't leave his lab…

[ and now he's full of regret. scien will want constant reports on every aftereffect, samples of his blood to check if he's developed the right antibodies following the cure, and whatever else he was meant to get from this hellish experiment.

elysium sighs.
]

… You're more hung up on that than you're willing to admit, aren't you? But you won't even ask? C'mon. Tell me you want me as your exclusive assistant and that I was the best you ever had. [ with the same arm thorns has his hand on, he nudges him with his elbow. ] Look at how many guys are trying to poach me.

[ who knew working for someone else was cheating… the more you know… ]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-02 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ he makes a sound of protest and bats thorns' hand away. it's funny that this is just his way of complaining—being stupidly stubborn. ]

Then we can go after you've finished eating.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-02 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ don't say it like that.

thorns is quiet for a moment, still trying to decipher in his head if this is flirting or not. it's safer to say it isn't, but he just thinks back to missing all of elysium's previous sighs.

okay. ]


You're not allowed to be anyone else's lab assistant. This is proof no one else can look after you. [ ... ] In my department.
Edited 2025-10-02 11:19 (UTC)
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-02 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Okay.

[ he takes another bite. ]

You can walk then since you feel better.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-02 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
What am I, a lost child?

[ he says this, but internally, it feels as if he's going through cardiac arrest?

actually.

he rubs at his chest a little… this feels different from the previous times thorns has made his heart do somersaults…

]

Who do you think got me into doing all of this? Stupid. It was fun with you, so I thought it'd be fun helping others.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-02 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ he just narrows his eyes at thorns. ]

Okay.

[ to show that he isn't mad, (he's sulking) he takes a napkin and dabs the crumbs off his cheek. he's feeling so good. great. ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-02 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ he is being clingy...

thorns awkwardly lets go of elysium's wrist and shoves his hands in his pockets so it feels like they are doing something. this is the worst. didn't elysium say he wanted space at the wedding? why is thorns ignoring that so immediately... ]


Oh. Yeah, you're right. You should ask Nehan if he needs any help.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-02 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ not sure what elysium expected after saying he was fine.

thorns kisses him on the cheek. ]


Tell me when you're ready.
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-02 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ NOT ANOTHER MAN WHO MAKES DRUGS he needs to be turned off of them for his diluc arc

but that is so far from the intended response elysium immediately knows he's being misunderstood. instead of opening the car doors like he should, he turns to thorns and grabs his wrist this time.
]

What? You've got the wrong idea. I meant that if you asked me to begin with, then—

[ oh. there's his chest again doing funny things.

it's a good thing the car is right there—he ends up collapsing right against it!!! fun!!!!!!!

exploding heart reliver tech real (just kidding) (maybe) (they need to band together to kill scien)
]
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[personal profile] transmit 2025-10-02 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ thorns keeps setting elysium up to complain and go i told you so he won't let evil win

without even pausing:
]

Let's go. —Sunscreen first.

[ his face is no longer too many layers of moisturiser ]
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-02 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Elysium?

[ oh

thorns isn't sure what's going on, but considering elysium is already sick to begin with, this isn't good. it'll be too much trouble to drag him to the other side of the car, so thorns is just going to open the back door behind the driver's seat and pull elysium into that one. he buckles his seatbelt for him and hurries to the front to get in. ]


Hold on.
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[personal profile] oversea 2025-10-02 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ thorns completely forgot about sunscreen already...

he goes to grab it. plap plap? ]