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[ it's one of those cute capybara burdenbeasts. it has decided it likes thorns and elysium better and if thorns has any loose pieces of clothing or accessories, sorry to say, but it's chewing on it now. feed it to complete the imprinting…
elysium just watches as thorns gets vored. ]
Mercenary work pays well. Maybe the occasional low-risk job…?
[ well. they'd have to establish themselves anyway.
elysium realises these people are still conscious so he reaches for a drool-covered vial on thorns' belt and wafts it in their general direction while pinching his nose. goodbye. ]
elysium just watches as thorns gets vored. ]
Mercenary work pays well. Maybe the occasional low-risk job…?
[ well. they'd have to establish themselves anyway.
elysium realises these people are still conscious so he reaches for a drool-covered vial on thorns' belt and wafts it in their general direction while pinching his nose. goodbye. ]
[ thorns has no respect for his clothes because in this timeline he does not dress like a slut, so he allows himself to be vored.
he does eventually reach over to start digging through their belongings. they need to figure out who these people are... ]
We'd have to be careful about the jobs we pick...
[ well, more specifically, pick ones that would not cross over with anyone they know. ]
he does eventually reach over to start digging through their belongings. they need to figure out who these people are... ]
We'd have to be careful about the jobs we pick...
[ well, more specifically, pick ones that would not cross over with anyone they know. ]
That should be easy enough…
[ their enrichment
also, they still have to buy replacement clothing, hello!!!! clothes with holes is one thing, clothes that look like you just barely made it out of a fight with a bear is another.
he peers over to the bag on thorns' back. ]
Do we have any snacks left? It's going to move onto your arm if we don't find it something to eat soon. What if it gains a taste for flesh?
[ he does not sound particularly worried. ]
[ their enrichment
also, they still have to buy replacement clothing, hello!!!! clothes with holes is one thing, clothes that look like you just barely made it out of a fight with a bear is another.
he peers over to the bag on thorns' back. ]
Do we have any snacks left? It's going to move onto your arm if we don't find it something to eat soon. What if it gains a taste for flesh?
[ he does not sound particularly worried. ]
[ HELP?
he looks at the number and decides that anything coming out of thorns' mouth is feverish nonsense. so! he gets the bright idea to bend at his knees for leverage and
attempt to throw thorns over his shoulder. he has no balance right now do not test him, thorns. they will either die together or live together. ]
he looks at the number and decides that anything coming out of thorns' mouth is feverish nonsense. so! he gets the bright idea to bend at his knees for leverage and
attempt to throw thorns over his shoulder. he has no balance right now do not test him, thorns. they will either die together or live together. ]
It won't if it tries to eat my other arm.
[ that is also not helpful.
but there should still be a few snacks, although some may not be the first choice to give an animal for a healthy diet, but the creature likely does not care about that. ]
... They have a lot of very clearly stolen junk in here.
[ that is also not helpful.
but there should still be a few snacks, although some may not be the first choice to give an animal for a healthy diet, but the creature likely does not care about that. ]
... They have a lot of very clearly stolen junk in here.
Yeah.
[ VERY CLEARLY PLEASED AT KEEPING THE EXPLOSIVES. this is normal. ]
We should bring these guys to the guard. He has cells we can stick them in until the authorities pick them up.
[ which the guard can arrange. thorns is not stealing the man's full job, he can do the boring stuff. ]
[ VERY CLEARLY PLEASED AT KEEPING THE EXPLOSIVES. this is normal. ]
We should bring these guys to the guard. He has cells we can stick them in until the authorities pick them up.
[ which the guard can arrange. thorns is not stealing the man's full job, he can do the boring stuff. ]
[ thorns hasn't been able to explode things in so long they have to make sure his comeback doesn't take out an entire society. ]
Sounds like a plan. [ elysium hums and turns to the burdenbeast. ] Would you be okay if we put them on your back?
[ well. it just keeps chewing on thorns. one way to find out? they can strap them on nice and secure. ]
Sounds like a plan. [ elysium hums and turns to the burdenbeast. ] Would you be okay if we put them on your back?
[ well. it just keeps chewing on thorns. one way to find out? they can strap them on nice and secure. ]
Can you feed it your sleeve?
[ he could ask elysium to try to find something normal for it to eat, but instead it's this.
the other thing he grabs from their belongings is a notebook that seems to be some sort of diary of one of theirs. could be useful, could be nothing, but it won't hurt to look through it later. ]
[ he could ask elysium to try to find something normal for it to eat, but instead it's this.
the other thing he grabs from their belongings is a notebook that seems to be some sort of diary of one of theirs. could be useful, could be nothing, but it won't hurt to look through it later. ]
I don't think it's as interested in me as it is, you.
[ he feels validated? everyone should recognise how great thorns is, random animals included.
which on the note of validation, the guard is especially feeling that when they pull up with their whole crew in tow. he doesn't even keep it to himself when he remarks how they seemingly bring trouble with them… but these bandits aren't even their fault?
anyway. his problem now. ]
[ he feels validated? everyone should recognise how great thorns is, random animals included.
which on the note of validation, the guard is especially feeling that when they pull up with their whole crew in tow. he doesn't even keep it to himself when he remarks how they seemingly bring trouble with them… but these bandits aren't even their fault?
anyway. his problem now. ]
[ thorns completely ignores the comment because it was stupid.
he does grab elysium's hand with his non-eaten one and starts to walk. ]
We'll take this guy to the farm and leave a note, and then go back to our post?
[ he doubts anything more will happen today but they are still technically working. maybe they can finally make out but they cannot so that while he is being chewed on. ]
he does grab elysium's hand with his non-eaten one and starts to walk. ]
We'll take this guy to the farm and leave a note, and then go back to our post?
[ he doubts anything more will happen today but they are still technically working. maybe they can finally make out but they cannot so that while he is being chewed on. ]
Okay. And?
[ shitty arguments warrant shitty responses. ]
Not yet. We'll get to the bathroom, you'll stay put, and I'll bring you something clean to change into. I'll take my turn after—unless you really want us both getting more sick together?
[ this is not even vaguely threating it's fully threatening. the way they've gotten more aggressive towards each other and not in a sexy way since confessing. help ]
[ shitty arguments warrant shitty responses. ]
Not yet. We'll get to the bathroom, you'll stay put, and I'll bring you something clean to change into. I'll take my turn after—unless you really want us both getting more sick together?
[ this is not even vaguely threating it's fully threatening. the way they've gotten more aggressive towards each other and not in a sexy way since confessing. help ]
Edited 2025-10-08 11:10 (UTC)
[ the capybara wants to be included so badly. it headbutts thorns in attempt to nearly knock him off balance, like it's trying to catch him on its snout. look how useful he is? he can carry things (thorns) on his back…
elysium considers the logistics of taking him themselves, but without a proper grazing area it's definitely not in the budget. ]
Do you think he'll let you?
[ …]
What do you have on you that makes you so popular with animals…?
[ no, it totally isn't because thorns is pure of heart. thinks about nene. bird. the fish, to a certain extent, and now this capybara. it's the drugs… ]
elysium considers the logistics of taking him themselves, but without a proper grazing area it's definitely not in the budget. ]
Do you think he'll let you?
[ …]
What do you have on you that makes you so popular with animals…?
[ no, it totally isn't because thorns is pure of heart. thinks about nene. bird. the fish, to a certain extent, and now this capybara. it's the drugs… ]
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