[ it's the drugs....
thorns thinks animals like him a normal amount and that elysium is just imagining things. but god.
he just stares at this animal... who they need to name... ]
We'll figure something out.
[ it would in fact be useful to have something that can carry things..... ]
thorns thinks animals like him a normal amount and that elysium is just imagining things. but god.
he just stares at this animal... who they need to name... ]
We'll figure something out.
[ it would in fact be useful to have something that can carry things..... ]
You can consider it whatever you want. Just try to convict me.
[ unceremoniously dumps thorns in the tub. well, in his mental theatre he does. in reality, he just lowers his sick roommate into the bath with as much passive aggression as humanly possible. ]
I'll be back.
[ he sounds and looks like he's about to keel over but don't worry about it he's getting used to operating at this level of death ]
[ unceremoniously dumps thorns in the tub. well, in his mental theatre he does. in reality, he just lowers his sick roommate into the bath with as much passive aggression as humanly possible. ]
I'll be back.
[ he sounds and looks like he's about to keel over but don't worry about it he's getting used to operating at this level of death ]
[ all these animals want to eat him… this is why uni is expensive.
but they get to the farm. and without breaking and entering into one of the barns, elysium just stares rather skeptically at the fencing before raising a brow at their new friend. ]
If he wanted to, he could just walk over it… [ … ] Should we tie him to a pole?
[ that seems mean ]
but they get to the farm. and without breaking and entering into one of the barns, elysium just stares rather skeptically at the fencing before raising a brow at their new friend. ]
If he wanted to, he could just walk over it… [ … ] Should we tie him to a pole?
[ that seems mean ]
[
he thinks about it. ]
That's how we die for real.
[ you know it's bad when he's too dead to even get embarrassed. he shuts the door behind him. he is so ready for them to get well and when they are well he'll wish they were both sick again. but. anyway! hindsight is 20/20. ]
he thinks about it. ]
That's how we die for real.
[ you know it's bad when he's too dead to even get embarrassed. he shuts the door behind him. he is so ready for them to get well and when they are well he'll wish they were both sick again. but. anyway! hindsight is 20/20. ]
[ it's one of those moments where a lightbulb goes off in his head. he hits his palm with a fist. ]
We can teach it tricks. Say, to charge at our enemies?
[ this sounds like such a bad idea.
but never mind this capybara is so much better than every other child that's come before it. they really just kidnapped an entire animal. ]
We can teach it tricks. Say, to charge at our enemies?
[ this sounds like such a bad idea.
but never mind this capybara is so much better than every other child that's come before it. they really just kidnapped an entire animal. ]
[ this is peak romance.
he knocks, just to let thorns know he's coming in again, leaving his clothes on the counter. then he simply sits outside the door, knees drawn up to his chest, waiting while trying not to nod off.
not only do we have peak romance, we have peak pathetic. ]
he knocks, just to let thorns know he's coming in again, leaving his clothes on the counter. then he simply sits outside the door, knees drawn up to his chest, waiting while trying not to nod off.
not only do we have peak romance, we have peak pathetic. ]
[ tears up
at the very least, since thorns is aware elysium is waiting for him, he makes this quick and doesn't do any unnecessary soul searching in the shower. once he's out and dressed, he opens the door and almost trips over elysium in the process.
...
he leans down to ruffle his hair as if he didn't almost die. ]
Hi.
at the very least, since thorns is aware elysium is waiting for him, he makes this quick and doesn't do any unnecessary soul searching in the shower. once he's out and dressed, he opens the door and almost trips over elysium in the process.
...
he leans down to ruffle his hair as if he didn't almost die. ]
Hi.
[ THAT'S HOW THEY GET NENE KILLED… but this is why thorns is the best. ]
Yeah! Yeah. You get me. We'll get it to coordinate with us if we ever need a distraction, figure out if there's something we can outfit it with that'll help it in combat… then, in downtime, it could help tow fields, carry things back and forth. Maybe… it could even guard our home when we're away?
[ places it in front of their blue box ]
You're not going to get a more harmonious lifestyle than this.
[ he's so ambitious ]
Yeah! Yeah. You get me. We'll get it to coordinate with us if we ever need a distraction, figure out if there's something we can outfit it with that'll help it in combat… then, in downtime, it could help tow fields, carry things back and forth. Maybe… it could even guard our home when we're away?
[ places it in front of their blue box ]
You're not going to get a more harmonious lifestyle than this.
[ he's so ambitious ]
[ they have such big dreams for people who have abandoned every pet they have had. granted they abandoned the chicken because the timeline had to be reset but still. thorns still plans on getting bird back... ]
Mm. You're cute when you're making plans.
[ if elysium was just sitting down and picking his nose, thorns would still call him cute. ]
Mm. You're cute when you're making plans.
[ if elysium was just sitting down and picking his nose, thorns would still call him cute. ]
I can't help it. Everything there is to do on this land, I want to do with you.
[ they haven't even returned to their post yet and they're already flirting. elysium shyly laces their hands together, tugging thorns forward for a kiss—but their pal has a different idea and tugs him back by his arm.
elysium's mouth freezes mid-pucker. ]
We might have a problem, mi amor.
[ they haven't even returned to their post yet and they're already flirting. elysium shyly laces their hands together, tugging thorns forward for a kiss—but their pal has a different idea and tugs him back by his arm.
elysium's mouth freezes mid-pucker. ]
We might have a problem, mi amor.
You didn't hear me?
[ he realises it's up to him to give a demonstration. okay.
he leans forward… pauses for a single second, and then kisses thorns lightly on the nose. like a boop! except with his mouth. ]
Kiss. We haven't even kissed. Now go.
[ he gets up clumsily. it is hard to tell how much he's thinking or if he's thinking at all. ]
[ he realises it's up to him to give a demonstration. okay.
he leans forward… pauses for a single second, and then kisses thorns lightly on the nose. like a boop! except with his mouth. ]
Kiss. We haven't even kissed. Now go.
[ he gets up clumsily. it is hard to tell how much he's thinking or if he's thinking at all. ]
[ it's impressive it's been this long and it's only managed that much. maybe it's just doing it for attention…
it's elysium. ]
Hmm. Did you want to see me jealous? Is that it?
You're giving it a lot of attention.
[ giving it his sleeve is not attention. ]
it's elysium. ]
Hmm. Did you want to see me jealous? Is that it?
You're giving it a lot of attention.
[ giving it his sleeve is not attention. ]
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