[ little does he know, they do have kids. they've abandoned every single one of them.
but elysium just sighs and shakes his head… but like flicking a switch, he's immediately into looking around. ]
Oh. Maybe not clothes, but we should get hats if we're going to be working out in the sun.
[ there are cute sunhats… absolutely not intended for physical labour, but elysium places one adorned with ribbon atop thorns' head anyway.
he explodes. his wife is so cute. he needs to explode the bastard version of himself he doesn't deserve a wife and kids everything he did was his fault!!!! ]
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but elysium just sighs and shakes his head… but like flicking a switch, he's immediately into looking around. ]
Oh. Maybe not clothes, but we should get hats if we're going to be working out in the sun.
[ there are cute sunhats… absolutely not intended for physical labour, but elysium places one adorned with ribbon atop thorns' head anyway.
he explodes. his wife is so cute. he needs to explode the bastard version of himself he doesn't deserve a wife and kids everything he did was his fault!!!! ]