a very eventful evening happens. followed by an equally eventful morning. as thorns is not present for any of it, he will just have to play detective if he chooses to. all he'll know when he wakes up is that elysium is not there, and for whatever reason there is a still steaming baked potato on his desk.
there are people who look spooked… scared out of their wits. they shuffle along and mind their own business, but there is a crew member who runs straight at thorns and says they need to find an exorcist, stat, followed by an aghast glance at thorns' potato.
did he ask for permission before getting that potato? did he? ]
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It's not like I know where they come from. I just put them back in the kitchen.
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And if you're so protective of them, shouldn't you be taking better care of them in the first place?
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[ that is not what elysium said, but it is how thorns is choosing to interpret his words. ]
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[ DON'T JUST GO ALONG WITH IT ]
I can tell you who's been giving them to me…
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No, I'll figure it out.
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[ oh my god. ]
They have nothing to do with how you perform as a captain. Keeping inventory can be delegated to anyone you trust…
It can be me?
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Do you want it as a job?
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[ they aren't in the pantry. don't make elysium room with potatoes. ]
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thorns sighs and picks up the box. he will go and leave now with it... ]
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he scrambles to get up and follows after him… thorns… don't crash out over potatoes?? ]
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he glances over his shoulders when he hears footsteps following after him... ]
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[ stop giving him attitude. ]
Do you have a problem?
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[ elysium really opened his eyes and was greeted by potatoes. ]
You should go back to bed.
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[ he catches up and tries to take the box of potatoes from thorns. how successful is he. ]
You've been working all day. You're the one who needs to relax——so, let me.
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Have you brushed your teeth yet?
[ don't use his vanity against him... ]
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Did it look like I had the time to? I'll do it after I move this box back.
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Isn't it heavy for you?
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[ the tugging turns into yanks. ]
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he lets go. ]
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quickly ducks away to put the potatoes back. he is so stupid. ]
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thorns watches him go, and then he turns around and makes his way back to his room. ]
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a very eventful evening happens. followed by an equally eventful morning. as thorns is not present for any of it, he will just have to play detective if he chooses to. all he'll know when he wakes up is that elysium is not there, and for whatever reason there is a still steaming baked potato on his desk.
okay. ]
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he picks up this potato and exits his room in confusion... is anyone talking about anything in particular... ]
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there are people who look spooked… scared out of their wits. they shuffle along and mind their own business, but there is a crew member who runs straight at thorns and says they need to find an exorcist, stat, followed by an aghast glance at thorns' potato.
did he ask for permission before getting that potato? did he? ]
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thorns just holds onto this potato more tightly, still wondering what the hell happened here. ]
Someone gave me this.
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he attempts to save his captain's life(?) by smacking it out of his hands. ]
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