[ thorns is now living elysium's life for the first decade of their friendship
but elysium is still so fixated on thorns that he is not remotely processing what these nugus are talking about. continues to make this worse as they finally start walking back to the ship. ]
[ WOW... PLATONIC SLEEPOVERS... thorns is going to jump off this damn boat by the end of this.
but he just nods his head. ]
... It'll probably be more comfortable for you if you do.
[ maybe. actually, if elysium really wanted to be comfortable, he'd just rent a room in the town. a few people on the ship are doing that since it's not every day they get to dock for more than just a day. thorns does not suggest this though. ]
[ they platonically slept over for so much of purgatory, thorns will be fine… and then there was the fiammetta roommate arc… what doesn't kill thorns makes him stronger ]
Yeah! We can catch each other up on all the gossip while we're at it. Should I bring the pillows over from my room?
[ just outwardly declares to his roommates he's moving in with thorns like the optics are non-existent
but he's starting to think that thorns' romance arc must've been what kickstarted everyone's interest… elysium is connecting so many dots. wow ]
[ even though he's happy to get more time with thorns, one must not forget the circumstances that brought this forward… a dead liberi lover…
this is going to keep him up for so many nights. ]
Help me carry everything over?
[ directs thorns to the guest room. ]
Here's the game plan. Tomorrow, we'll spend the day hunting for more things to decorate your room with. Pick up a few books, some movies, and snacks—we can binge one or two together, and when you're lonely, you can put on a new one on and pretend I'm right there with you. By the time you run out, it should be time for our next rendezvous. That's stage one.
[ hello has contingency contract not taught him anything? they need to cover every base. elysium huffs but keeps talking all the same, arms busy as he stacks boxes and bags into thorns' hold while darting around to gather the rest of his things. why does he have so much. ]
It's when stage one isn't enough. Doing everything on your own gets isolating fast.
[ read: he's absolutely planning to ask people to keep a closer eye on thorns. teach… juana… ??? ]
But I don't mind telling you about stage three if you want to hear about it. Stage two's probably more of a stage and a half…
[ the more he thinks about it the less he thinks it's going to work so nvm, ]
okay. he thinks elysium sounds crazy right now actually? he listens to all of this, and wonders if maybe he should have said he would be a little bit busy the next few days. ]
[ let it be known that the sole thing stopping elysium from being pettier is the fact that thorns is a grieving widow. he does not slow, but he does respond… ]
thorns closes the distance between them and leans in. his face is so very close to elysium's, just inches apart... and he then shifts so he can blow air into his ear before he just walks past him. ]
his gaze tracks every one of thorns' movements, attentive as ever, but it doesn't quite register what thorns wants from him until after that soft puff of air. which, unfortunately, makes both his shoulders and his feathers puff up in reflex, as well as
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but elysium is still so fixated on thorns that he is not remotely processing what these nugus are talking about. continues to make this worse as they finally start walking back to the ship. ]
Want me to sleep over like old times?
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but he just nods his head. ]
... It'll probably be more comfortable for you if you do.
[ maybe. actually, if elysium really wanted to be comfortable, he'd just rent a room in the town. a few people on the ship are doing that since it's not every day they get to dock for more than just a day. thorns does not suggest this though. ]
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Yeah! We can catch each other up on all the gossip while we're at it. Should I bring the pillows over from my room?
[ just outwardly declares to his roommates he's moving in with thorns like the optics are non-existent
but he's starting to think that thorns' romance arc must've been what kickstarted everyone's interest… elysium is connecting so many dots. wow ]
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but thorns will accept this turn of events either way, since once again he is unaware of the direction elysium's brain is taking him. ]
You might as well, if you want to get properly comfortable.
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this is going to keep him up for so many nights. ]
Help me carry everything over?
[ directs thorns to the guest room. ]
Here's the game plan. Tomorrow, we'll spend the day hunting for more things to decorate your room with. Pick up a few books, some movies, and snacks—we can binge one or two together, and when you're lonely, you can put on a new one on and pretend I'm right there with you. By the time you run out, it should be time for our next rendezvous. That's stage one.
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sadly thorns is so used to elysium doing nonsense that he's more amused than anything. ]
Uh huh. What's stage two?
[ he'll wait for elysium to direct him to what's his stuff to grab... ]
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It's when stage one isn't enough. Doing everything on your own gets isolating fast.
[ read: he's absolutely planning to ask people to keep a closer eye on thorns. teach… juana… ??? ]
But I don't mind telling you about stage three if you want to hear about it. Stage two's probably more of a stage and a half…
[ the more he thinks about it the less he thinks it's going to work so nvm, ]
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okay. he thinks elysium sounds crazy right now actually? he listens to all of this, and wonders if maybe he should have said he would be a little bit busy the next few days. ]
Sure. What's stage three?
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It's access to an Elysium-anytime card! Use it and you can summon me anywhere, anytime.
[ like
this isn't already a thing ]
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Can't I already do that?
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… ]
You can. But you never have…
[ why is he the one feeling dejected now. ]
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he isn't sure how to respond to this. ]
Should I...?
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[
goes ahead to thorns' room. ]
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thorns just trails after him. ]
Elysium...
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Yes?
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thorns continues to just walk behind him. ]
Turn around.
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thorns closes the distance between them and leans in. his face is so very close to elysium's, just inches apart... and he then shifts so he can blow air into his ear before he just walks past him. ]
Let's go.
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his gaze tracks every one of thorns' movements, attentive as ever, but it doesn't quite register what thorns wants from him until after that soft puff of air. which, unfortunately, makes both his shoulders and his feathers puff up in reflex, as well as
wrench out an embarrassingly strangled sound. ]
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drops his current box on his foot and just dies. ]
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thorns stops walking to immediately go and pick up what elysium just dropped. whoops. he just wanted to tease him a little... ]
Careful.
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his foot hurts so bad but he's going to try and take the box before thorns does THAT'S HIS… ]
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That looked like it hurt.
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[ IT DID… the tips of his ears flush red as he hurries along. ]
Is that what you do for fun now?
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