So, aside from being a non-conventional point of entry, is there any actual reason I shouldn't use the window? It's not like I'm trying to get into trouble or start a fad here; I'm subtle.
I mean, it just feels so much cooler.
But honestly, it's also just the fastest way to get to you. All the halls I'd have to go through otherwise…? Booooooo.
Your path traverses 2.4 hallways to reach the door of my quarters from the building entrance. That is not an excessive number.
Additionally, you are less subtle than you believe. Captain Kirk has expressed interest in utilizing your favored point of ingress. This behavior should not be encouraged.
And what happens when you multiply that by how many times I have to stop by, huh? Now that adds up to an excessive amount! Think about the minutes, hours, days saved over the span of however long! We've gotta look at the bigger picture here, my man.
C'mon!! Even you have to agree on the logistics of saving time. If Captain Kirk's backing me up, I'm thinking I've got a pretty solid case and you need to relax. No harm done——until someone starts tracking in dirt, that is. Then, well, that's a skill issue on their part, not mine. ✌️
All done within my allotted break time, mind. Even contractors have rights, you know! You aren't seriously policing what we do off-hours now, are you?
And yeah
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The captain's the captain. If you've got such a problem with it, you could always run for captain and make a rule about entering and leaving through windows yourself. Not that I know how it really works.
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But tell me it in person, yeah?
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I would still prefer you enter using the door rather than the window.
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I mean, it just feels so much cooler.
But honestly, it's also just the fastest way to get to you. All the halls I'd have to go through otherwise…? Booooooo.
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Additionally, you are less subtle than you believe. Captain Kirk has expressed interest in utilizing your favored point of ingress. This behavior should not be encouraged.
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C'mon!! Even you have to agree on the logistics of saving time. If Captain Kirk's backing me up, I'm thinking I've got a pretty solid case and you need to relax. No harm done——until someone starts tracking in dirt, that is. Then, well, that's a skill issue on their part, not mine. ✌️
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The captain's endorsement is not a point in your favor in this instance.
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And yeah
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The captain's the captain. If you've got such a problem with it, you could always run for captain and make a rule about entering and leaving through windows yourself. Not that I know how it really works.
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I do not require the rank of captain to create rules about the use of the window of my personal quarters.
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Unless you plan on making an informal complaint to HR, they'll probably tell you off for wasting their time.
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Do not let the captain see you using the window again.
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Got it, got it. I'll be more subtle. I'll be sure to bring a peace-offering gift for the next time, too. ✨
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A gift is unnecessary.
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C'mon
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Or maybe the hidden fourth thing to keep you on your toes?
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okay