[ there are already more conventional light fixtures in their cart. and if thorns isn't a fan of that, there's also this. he can dual wield them as he figures out which one tog et. ]
You need something gentler for when you're still awake but not working.
[ can we not ruin things before we install them. thanks. he picks nene up, who's hopefully still at least half-bgged and unrecognisable to the people around them, and deposits it into thorns' hands. ]
You were just going to let it ruin your curtains before you even got to use them? C'mon, man. You can't let it get away with everything.
[ elysium doesn't think they're co-parenting in this scenario… offers unsolicited advice. ]
[ it is not his baby in the way thorns and docybara are his babies. ]
It's not so much of a problem now, but when it gets bigger, it needs to be more aware. It'll be harder to train those habits out later. [ he arches a brow back. ] Is that not liking something to you?
[ OKAY. his very mild jealousy is one thing; wanting to set it up for success is another. they cannot have both thorns and nene completely unsocialised with the rest of society. he tells himself that he will take this upon himself if thorns will not.
but, he reluctantly takes nene back. the funny thing is elysium already has an entire narrative over why thorns is fond of nene, even if he doesn't know. he gives it a long, serious look and tells it that it needs to grow up eventually—and that elysium will need it to continue to look out for thorns for him when he can't. can he trust it with that? does it understand his sentiment?
he says it quietly, but he still attempts to futilely beam it into its head like he does many other things to thorns. like father, like child??? ]
[ thorns is once again unaware of all of this that is happening. he waits in line... pays for his items... gets distracted at the lil food area at checkout.
hot dogs... hm... meatballs? no, he will resist...
[ it's true… either you assign him work, or he finds his own, which usually leads to mixed results. pick your poison. ]
Not particularly. After we get everything installed, how about we use the rest of the evening to relax?
[ left to his own devices, it's hard to imagine thorns doing so willingly. and no, his lab work doesn't count as relaxation no matter how much he might enjoy it. ]
[ that does make sense... but also, it really has been so long since elysium has been inside his own apartment, since last time he was kidnapped as soon as they reached the parking lot. it'll probably be good for him to just unwind. ]
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[ elysium is so funny. thorns will make them have sleepovers every time until he gets self-conscious about it.
but he looks down at this cat lamp. ]
What is this?
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[ there are already more conventional light fixtures in their cart. and if thorns isn't a fan of that, there's also this. he can dual wield them as he figures out which one tog et. ]
You need something gentler for when you're still awake but not working.
[ is this… an oxymoron? ]
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[ he is sure there are better choices than these but okay. ]
I think you have ulterior motives.
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[ maybe THORNS is the one who should be talking about his ulterior motivates. ]
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he just puts the lamp with their other purchases. ]
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elysium is just content that thorns is reinvesting in himself outside of his lab and weaponry. with that settled, they can head to check-out. ]
Now that that's done… how's Nene? If it isn't doing well, you can head back to the ship or at least get some air first.
[ losing it in one of the furniture sections sounds even worse than the cafeteria, actually. ]
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nene is chewing on the curtains now, which thorns is ignoring. ]
It's fine. I'll stay with you... unless you think I should go.
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You were just going to let it ruin your curtains before you even got to use them? C'mon, man. You can't let it get away with everything.
[ elysium doesn't think they're co-parenting in this scenario… offers unsolicited advice. ]
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[ okay.
thorns just peers at elysium. ]
Do you not like Nene?
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[ it is not his baby in the way thorns and docybara are his babies. ]
It's not so much of a problem now, but when it gets bigger, it needs to be more aware. It'll be harder to train those habits out later. [ he arches a brow back. ] Is that not liking something to you?
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but he won't push the topic. thorns has no logical reason why he is suddenly fond of nene. ]
There's the line. Wait as I pay.
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but, he reluctantly takes nene back. the funny thing is elysium already has an entire narrative over why thorns is fond of nene, even if he doesn't know. he gives it a long, serious look and tells it that it needs to grow up eventually—and that elysium will need it to continue to look out for thorns for him when he can't. can he trust it with that? does it understand his sentiment?
he says it quietly, but he still attempts to futilely beam it into its head like he does many other things to thorns. like father, like child??? ]
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hot dogs... hm... meatballs? no, he will resist...
but he waves them over. ]
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he makes sure to take the bag with the knives in it, exchanging it for the bag of nene. ]
Did you want me to put in an order for arms, by the way? I could probably get a shipment in by the end of this week—next week, latest.
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[ and that's one less thing for elysium to worry about. ]
But thanks for the offer to do so.
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This is what I'm being paid to do. You've done plenty for Rhodes in turn, so have a higher bar than just 'managing'.
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they can trek back to deposit their goods. ]
... Did you want to do anything else today?
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Not particularly. After we get everything installed, how about we use the rest of the evening to relax?
[ left to his own devices, it's hard to imagine thorns doing so willingly. and no, his lab work doesn't count as relaxation no matter how much he might enjoy it. ]
Chess?
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Yeah. I do need to beat you.
[ romance. ]
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once they're out, nene tries to wiggle free… it exists. ]
Aren't you getting way too ahead of yourself? Best of five. That way whoever loses can't say it was a fluke.
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I'll win all of them...
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Oh? If you drop a game, does this mean I get to ask you to do something?
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thorns also did see how these terms relate to what he said, but okay. die. ]
Like what?
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[ shameless… ]
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thorns just scoffs. ]
You are overestimating how good you are.
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