✧ — peach iced tea.

[boba]

this post is so clean

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[transmit]

[ he bought thornsmeow an entire bowl why would he not be serious!!!!!!!!



he doodles on thorns' picture a cat placing a paw on a beaker and sends it back. ]

You could've gotten a new assistant.

[oversea]

That would be extremely dangerous.
Please learn proper lab safety.

[ thorns is the last person who should lecture on lab safety but okay. ]

[transmit]

[ thorns you are literally the last person he wants to hear this from


he opens a new canvas and draws the same cat knocking over a beaker and it erupting into flames. it is greatly exaggerated as one would assume from the entire room being on fire, but it's fine.

elysium moves on with his life… ]

[oversea]

[ OKAY


thorns is unable to respond to this because he proceeds to set something on fire. ]

[transmit]

[ he is once again left on his own to grieve. okay.



he starts to wonder if they should adopt a dog. hmm. a dog wouldn't abandon him… ]

[oversea]

[ hes already giving up on the cat idea?!

okay.

much much later, elysium will get a picture of the labubu. ]

[transmit]

[ elysium's going through it he can't be trusted for shit!!!!!!

and another much, much later: ]

He looks cold.

[oversea]

[ he gets another picture.

the labubu is now tucked into bed. ]

[transmit]

[ cute… ]

What about you?

[ can thorns tuck himself into bed, thanks. ]

[oversea]

?
I don't own one of these.

[ that is obviously what elysium is asking? ]

[transmit]

You're just going to leave him alone in there?

[oversea]

Yes.
Unless you want me crawling into your bed?

[transmit]

It's not like I'm using it right now.

Isn't it comfier than yours?

[oversea]

What's wrong with my bed?

[ another picture

this one is a closer shot of the pillow. ]

[transmit]

When's the last time you changed your mattress?

I'm not sure what this picture's supposed to tell me…

[oversea]

It's your pillow.

Why would I change the mattress?

[transmit]

It's memory foam and ergonomic. You can try it if you want.

You didn't notice a difference between our beds when you were in it last time? I guess you were delirious more than half the time…

[oversea]

I wasn't paying attention to the beds.

I was paying attention to you being sick.

[transmit]

Okay.




You can pay attention to it now.

[oversea]

Go to sleep.

I did see all of your time stamps.

[transmit]

[ he hates it here ]

I'll sleep if you sleep.

[oversea]

[



he calls him. ]

[transmit]

[ oh.


he hurriedly finishes typing up a message before picking up. ]

What's the level of trust we're looking at? Having to fall asleep on the phone together?

[oversea]

Yes. That is the level.

[ at least he's being honest about it.

but elysium's hours make no sense if he's actually sleeping normally. ]

[transmit]

[

he will simply just wake up super duper early to make up for it. ]

Mm. I still need to brush my teeth and get changed…

[ and. finish an email. but he thinks he can squeeze that in between these two things without being too obvious? ]

You?