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[transmit]

Do you actually hate me, Thorns? That's something you'd say if you secretly did.

[ WHERE IS HIS LOVING BBBB ]

[oversea]

You're the one making this difficult.

[ by saying he will think of something worse? hello? elysium is talking about punishing him... ]

[transmit]

[ he will stay calm and breathe and relax and remember the epiphany he had a few days ago.

…

he straightens out his posture. he drops his hand and clears his throat. ]

Thorns. I love you.

[oversea]

[ almost immediate: ]

I love you too.

[transmit]

[ help

he pulls thorns into his lap and leaves a kiss on his nape.

time to oil him up!!! ]

Do you? I love you more.

[oversea]

[ this is cheating and thorns is falling for it. ]

No you don't. I love you more.

[transmit]

[ it is not his fault that thorns fits perfectly in his lap, or that the most comfortable place in the world happens to be his chin resting on thorns' shoulder, arms wrapped loosely around his torso.

it is not cheating to love your partner and express your affection. ]

Do you? My request has to do with how much I do.

[oversea]

[ it's cheating because thorns is already forgetting what they were just arguing about, although he is still somewhat aware that there was an argument taking place about the request. ]

Then, what is it?

[transmit]

[ this is about to be so stupid ]

Let me stay like this?

[oversea]

Oh. Is that the request?

[ ???????????? ]

[transmit]

No. Or it can be, if you want to look at it that way.

[ he makes himself fully comfortable. ]

I just didn't want you to think I forgot. You've already given me everything I've ever wanted. What's there left to request, mi alma?

[oversea]

Okay...

[ if thorns won, he would have made elysium dress in a bikini. ]

[transmit]

[ he could make elyisum dress in a bikini now… ]

Why does it sound like you're disappointed? Did you actually want to get punished?

[oversea]

[ yes but it's not the same as doing it because he won... ]

No. It's fine.

[ elysium said such a romantic line but it feels like a waste... ]

[transmit]

[ …

this is how thorns gets bitten. or chomped, rather, because of how aggressive it is. ]

I'm buying you something when we get in town and you have to accept it.

[oversea]

[ HELLO? he squirms at the bite as he's not really expecting it, even though he probably should have due to the heckling. ]

I thought our love was enough of a prize?

[transmit]

[ he swings his legs out from around thorns and crosses his arms. his expression is at odds with his body posture. ]

Romance is dead.

[oversea]

[ help



he kisses the side of elysium's face. ]

[transmit]

[ he just looks at thorns flatly… then he gets up.




docybara is his new bestie now. who's a good boy? ]

[oversea]

[ this is stupidly heartbreaking.

thorns will just clean up... and wander off to get better reads on their expected weather... ]

[transmit]

[ thorns is getting blueballed for his crimes. it's fine.

elysium will leave the cleanup and packing up to thorns as he showers his undying affection on this creature who will surely never betray him. ]

[oversea]

[ he is so petty.

it's fine!!! cleanup goes quickly because they're not taking breaks every ten seconds to kiss. once thorns has everything set, he calls out to elysium. ]

We're leaving.

[transmit]

[ he'd been saving this one punchline for so long. of course. ]

Okay.

[ he remains glued by docybara's side. poor thing doesn't know where all this attention is coming from, but he will accept it? he nuzzles into elysium's side as he tugs him toward. ]

Let's go, cutie.

[ thorns is no longer the only qt. ]

[oversea]

[ elysium you are so annoying!!!!!

thorns will tie the doctor to the cart so they can start heading off again .




and then he just stares at elysium. ]

[transmit]

[ they can head off.


but he will stare back at thorns and tilt his head, as if asking, 'yes?'

he is not going to be the one to break their silence. ]