✧ — passionfruit green tea.

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[oversea]

[ OR LET THORNS BUY THINGS. ]

They make do with what we have. I want to see how far out to sea we can go before we have to head back.

[ he glances at elysium to see what he thinks of that. ]

[transmit]

[ hmmmmmmmmmm

nah ]

My hands are full as is looking after you. While you worry about everyone else, I can worry about you.

[ OKAY. ]

Sounds good? Sounds good!

[oversea]

You're going to make it sound like that's the reason you tagged along.

[ to be a babysitter... ]

[transmit]

[ has no reason to refute this, as thorns is not wrong……

he quicks his pace back to the ship. goodbye ]

[oversea]

[ OKAY.

he follows after. ]

What do you have bedding, anyway? Do you at least have a blanket?

[transmit]

Yeah!

[ JUST YEAH. ]

How has your adjustment period been? Anyone been giving you extra trouble?

[oversea]

I'm not sure if trouble is the right word for it... I do still need to prove to a few of them I can handle the job.

[ especially the pirates who were not on juana's side during the mutiny, since they didn't really get to experience thorns helping them as fully. ]

[transmit]

Is there anything I can do to help? Spread some truths and rumours maybe?

Back in his old job, he used to be sent out on all sorts of missions all alone. Then, on missions where there were other people, if you didn't listen to him, he'd explode you on the spot. But there isn't anyone you'd rather be on a squad with, since he's ultra reliable and does it all!

[ he belatedly comes to a realisation. ]

Ooh. Those are all truths. Should I say you add that you eat people if they get you angry enough?

[oversea]

Thinking that I eat people is how I got into this mess in the first place...

[ he does not need the inquisition on his ass again. well they probably will be but at least piracy is a crime has actually committed. ]

[transmit]

… Right. Too soon. We can you make them sacrifices to the Destreza instead.

[ this is why he has to watch your ass and be your pr manager!!!!!! thorns!!!! ]

[oversea]

[ help. he just snorts in amusement. ]

How are you starting these rumors, anyway?

[transmit]

When they're drunk they're really susceptible to me going 'OooooOoooOooh if you don't start behaving you'll be shaved bald.' It's pretty fun.

[ OKAY

he has too much time on his hands. this is why he needs to pay rent. ]

[oversea]

[ there is a long pause. ]

How do you know this?

[transmit]

[ he

remains silent. look? there's the ship… speed on ahead. ]

[oversea]

[ OKAY. they have to go to the same place where does elysium think he's going. ]

How many times have you done that?

[transmit]

If it works, why wouldn't I keep doing it?

[ make sense, thorns!!!!! ]

[oversea]

[ he hates you.... ]

Meet me at my cabin tonight.

[transmit]

[ he loves you, genuinely… ]

That sounds threatening.

[oversea]

It's not threatening, I just want to see you at my cabin.

[ a pause, and then he adds. ]

It's non-negotiable.

[ elysium keeps not doing what he says... ]

[transmit]

[ he is a fake crew member… he is above the law. ]

Okay.

[ sounds unbelieving. ]

I'll see you later…

[ turns the corner to disappear into heading where his bumfuck nowhere is. ]

[oversea]

[ he really does not believe this is going to happen... but thorns has to return to his actual work now, so he can't think about whether or not elysium will listen!!!! to him for that much longer without distraction. ]

[transmit]

[ why does thorns think he's such a miscreant…

i just think it'd be funny if he got to thorns' room first and swivels from his chair the moment he comes in. imagine it's not thorns and he punks juana. hewwo. ]

[oversea]

[ OKAY.

well, it is just thorns... and nene, who scampers in and runs over to settle at elysium's feet. ]

How long have you been in here?

[transmit]

Just a few minutes. I checked up on what you were up to before I made my way here.

[ bends down to pick up nene and spins!!!!!!! that's his new favourite. ]

Are you going to complain about me being here now?

[oversea]

No. We just haven't had much time to talk.

[ thorns is always running around, and since elysium has been in hiding this whole time, it makes it difficult to actually have a conversation that lasts longer than a few minutes. ]