[ purgatory was a mistake because why is his thorny so bratty now
except he has no context whatsoever for this behaviour so it's just like??? ]
What is there to be interested in…?
[ look, he might be more savvy than thorns, but romance is also not at the forefront of his mind so he really has no idea what's bothering him so much.
[ let it be known that he does so much for thorns, including going along with whatever bullshit he comes up with to change the topic. he continues to ??? but he will follow the trajectory of thorns' finger. ]
Yeah?
[ what is he looking at… is it going to be another rat and trashcan ]
[ thorns feels like a senior citizen who will wander off if he takes his eyes off of him for a second. he feels his blood pressure rise but reminds himself to breathe. ]
[ his exact thought1!!!! he brightens. that's how they end up with a dozen skewers, thorns carrying the drinks since elysium can only manage so much. he leads them away from the cart to give them a little more space, takes one skewer, blows on it, and happily bites off a piece of meat and vegetable before holding it toward thorns' mouth.
as this happens, he chews thoughtfully, swallows. ]
Not bad for an impulse decision. [ hmm ] I think they're better than what we had at the bar, even.
[ tastes are subjective… it's ok… everyone else seems to be enjoying theirs so they probably aren't thinking too much about thorns being his dramatic little self.
but elysium continues holding out the same skewer for thorns to eat. ]
What didn't you like about the other one? Maybe I can figure what else you might not like.
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except he has no context whatsoever for this behaviour so it's just like??? ]
What is there to be interested in…?
[ look, he might be more savvy than thorns, but romance is also not at the forefront of his mind so he really has no idea what's bothering him so much.
… ]
Did you want to sit together?
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he needs to fix this... ]
Look over there.
[ he points. ]
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Yeah?
[ what is he looking at… is it going to be another rat and trashcan ]
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a pigeon on top of a burger. ]
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Are you embarrassed?
[ and trying to distract him? because he was right? thorns? ]
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Where're you trying to go?
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[ that doesn't explain the escape tactic. ]
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At least say something before you walk off…
[ what are they looking at this time… ]
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thorns gestures. ]
Our food.
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[ fussily purchases bottles of water first and plops one into thorns' hands. then he will stare at this menu… waiting for it to speak to him… ]
Should we try a couple of everything?
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Yeah. We can share.
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as this happens, he chews thoughtfully, swallows. ]
Not bad for an impulse decision. [ hmm ] I think they're better than what we had at the bar, even.
1/2
[ people's expectations drop considerably when they are deeply wasted.
thorns opens his mouth to eat the offered food... nomnom... ]
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Not your taste? Try this one.
[ peers over
holds out a different stick ]
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...
okay. he will take another bite... ]
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Better…? I can get you soda if you want to wash out more of the taste.
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[ sorry to this stall owner who is getting a bad rep simply because thorns is gay... ]
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but elysium continues holding out the same skewer for thorns to eat. ]
What didn't you like about the other one? Maybe I can figure what else you might not like.
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[ he can't explain why he reacted that way... he needs to keep this elysium as pure as possible.
but he will try to take the skewer so he can feed elysium instead. ]
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[ ELYSIUM CAN FEED HIMSELF?
he instinctively holds it out of reach as he thinks thorns is already holding onto enough (two whole bottles of water). ]
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he just looks at him incredulously. ]
I've held more than this before...
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he realises he is also being silly and puts the skewer into thorns' hand. ]
I just thought I might as well since I was already holding onto it…
[
takes out another skewer and starts eating it. they can, indeed, feed themselves. ]
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