✧ — passionfruit green tea.

[boba]

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[oversea]

[ thorns doesn't even consider this an interest... he just looks at elysium curiously, before gesturing towards the entrance. ]

Let's get this out of the way first, then. I'll say no to anything that's too expensive.

[transmit]

[ i like how beds are just in the budget for some reason ]

I know what you need for sure—a better light. A candle isn't good enough for working at night. You're gonna ruin your eyes like that.

[ is

thorns really going to let elysium leave nene at the play area ]

[oversea]

[ yes... nene will end up escaping the play pen and going on its own i*ea adventure though. thorns is unaware of this so he thinks this is safe. ]

... That's fine. We should get one for the kitchen too then.

[ and his lab... whoa... ]

[transmit]

[ OKAY. BYE NENE.

ikea being ikea means they have to pass through a hundred different sections before they even reach the lighting fixtures. hopefully thorns has fun while elysium gets distracted by absolutely everything. ]

Uh huh, uh huh. Are you staying warm enough at night? It gets cold out at sea. C'mere! Feel how soft these blankets are.

[oversea]

[ he places a hand on one. ]

It is soft.

[ this is not agreeing to getting one. ]

[transmit]

[



places two in his cart and moves on before thorns can put them back. ]

[oversea]

[ oh my god

thorns is realizing this man is impossible to shop with. he feels like he was already aware of this fact though, which is why he ever did this with him. ]

I see you're taking things into your own hands.

[transmit]

[ to live is to spend ]

You gave me your approval, though? How are the curtains in your room? The sun gets pretty bright out at sea, especially when it's unobstructed and reflecting off the water.

Blackout curtains could do you good. What do you think?

[ 🥺

excitedly holds them out ]

[oversea]

[ thorns squints at the price tag once it's in a visible angle...

ugh. ]

Fine.

[transmit]

You never spend on yourself. It's now or never—!

[ in all fairness to elysium

he's at least sticking things that have a practical excuse. he just wants his uni to live in comfort… out at sea… ]

[oversea]

[ he spends money on himself it is just usually one of his absurd hobbies so what he buys will have any usage outside of blowing things up. it's fine. ]

We need to remember to only get what I can fit inside.

[ he may have the biggest room on the ship, but it's still not the same as an average size bedroom elsewhere. ]

[transmit]

[ when he says that, he means quality of life. plenty of people would take issue with how much thorns spends on his chemicals, but that isn't what he's talking about. ]

What, did you think I was going to try and get you an entire entertainment system?

[ as they cross into the kitchen area, elysium settles back into his usual easygoing manner… ]

Can you think of anything else you might need?

[oversea]

[ he doesn't answer the first question because the answer is yes.

instead he looks around... and immediately walks over to a block of knives to inspect them. ]

Maybe...?

[transmit]

[ okay

if he were aboard thorns' ship, he might get that antsy. as it is, he's only around long enough to care whether or not thorns has a chess set, which he probably does. ]

Oh! Out at sea, you guys probably get to eat a lot of sashimi, yeah?

[ between this thread and the other i now want sushi so bad ]

[oversea]

[ go get sushi...

but thorns nods. it is the easiest thing to get a hold of, at least, as long as they're somewhere that's safe to fish at. ]

Yeah. It doesn't make up for other nutrients, but it's an easy meal.

[transmit]

[ he'll peer at thorns looking at these knives… ]

Don't get tempted into repurposing them as weapons.

[oversea]

[



well. ]

I could make them sharper.

[transmit]

To cut fish up easier, yeah?

[oversea]

[ he just picks up the knives and adds them to their pile. ]

Lets keep going.

[transmit]

[



he's already wandered over to the planters in trying to not think about thorns and his knives. some plant friends will do thorns good, he thinks? as long as they are not poisonous plants friends. hmm. ]

[oversea]

[ thorns has picked up a second knife block and he goes back to elysium. ]

This is for the kitchen.

[ THE OTHER ONE ISN'T FOR THE KITCHEN? ]

[transmit]

[ he looks at these two knife sets then back at thorns. he puts this planer into thorns' hands before he can get a third. ]

… Wouldn't you rather get knives from an actual armory? Do you need more arms, Thorns? You know we can get you those too, right?

[ girl

their contract with blacksteel ]

[oversea]

[ ... okay.

he hands the planter back and picks up the two knife sets, and then wanders back to return them. brb. ]

[transmit]

[



he tries to hold thorns back but his hands are full of planter. ]

I thought one was for the kitchen? Thorns?

[ WAS HE JUST LIED TO? ]

[oversea]

[ thorns returns without the knives. he will take the planter from elysium now. ]

Let's go. Is there anything else we should look at?

[ nene is at the food court at this exact moment... ]