✧ — peach iced tea.

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[transmit]

[ there is lag and then there is Lag but this is true. every time i thought about a new top-level i'd get too lazy…

elysium, meanwhile, is fighting for his life, forget his fight with thorns. ]







IT RA N AWYA

[oversea]

😢👎

Tragic.

[transmit]

[ he grew so attached in the few seconds he had to fantasize about life with thornsmeow he is now officially inconsolable


he is never going to recover from this. thorns is left on read. ]

[oversea]

[ OKAY

thorns has no connection to this kitten besides seeing a picture so he is not upset by these turn of events.

he will return to going about his day..... letting elysium grieve. ]

[transmit]

[ a little later in the day: ]

everywhere I go…… I see him……

[ he is

at an art gallery???? and sends thorns impressionist art of a cat lounging on a sunny day. it is also thorns coloured. okay!

sometimes a guy just needs a therapy animal, ]

[oversea]

[ thorns is realizing that the cat thing might be more serious than he thought.

he sends a picture of some lab equipment in return. there is no cat here because it would be insane to bring an animal into a lab. ]

[transmit]

[ he bought thornsmeow an entire bowl why would he not be serious!!!!!!!!



he doodles on thorns' picture a cat placing a paw on a beaker and sends it back. ]

You could've gotten a new assistant.

[oversea]

That would be extremely dangerous.
Please learn proper lab safety.

[ thorns is the last person who should lecture on lab safety but okay. ]

[transmit]

[ thorns you are literally the last person he wants to hear this from


he opens a new canvas and draws the same cat knocking over a beaker and it erupting into flames. it is greatly exaggerated as one would assume from the entire room being on fire, but it's fine.

elysium moves on with his life… ]

[oversea]

[ OKAY


thorns is unable to respond to this because he proceeds to set something on fire. ]

[transmit]

[ he is once again left on his own to grieve. okay.



he starts to wonder if they should adopt a dog. hmm. a dog wouldn't abandon him… ]

[oversea]

[ hes already giving up on the cat idea?!

okay.

much much later, elysium will get a picture of the labubu. ]

[transmit]

[ elysium's going through it he can't be trusted for shit!!!!!!

and another much, much later: ]

He looks cold.

[oversea]

[ he gets another picture.

the labubu is now tucked into bed. ]

[transmit]

[ cute… ]

What about you?

[ can thorns tuck himself into bed, thanks. ]

[oversea]

?
I don't own one of these.

[ that is obviously what elysium is asking? ]

[transmit]

You're just going to leave him alone in there?

[oversea]

Yes.
Unless you want me crawling into your bed?

[transmit]

It's not like I'm using it right now.

Isn't it comfier than yours?

[oversea]

What's wrong with my bed?

[ another picture

this one is a closer shot of the pillow. ]

[transmit]

When's the last time you changed your mattress?

I'm not sure what this picture's supposed to tell me…

[oversea]

It's your pillow.

Why would I change the mattress?

[transmit]

It's memory foam and ergonomic. You can try it if you want.

You didn't notice a difference between our beds when you were in it last time? I guess you were delirious more than half the time…

[oversea]

I wasn't paying attention to the beds.

I was paying attention to you being sick.

[transmit]

Okay.




You can pay attention to it now.