Aaaaand for my next magic trick, I'll make the hull explode! Seeing as you're free enough to chase ghosts, I'm sure you won't mind the extra stimulation.
If you'd seen the repair job he was trying to do, you'd give him a scare, too. Why are these guys pretending to do what they can't for brownie points? You should probably look into it.
[ scolds. ]
I can do a lot of this for you. Useful, aren't I? Heheh.
[ he thinks elysium is having a lot of fun with this... a sort of suspicious amount of fun, but thorns figures he'll likely get bored of it eventually, so there's no harm. ]
Be careful of what you spy on. If you get caught you might be punched.
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he wasn't going to complain about stuff getting fixed. ]
Where have you been sleeping?
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thinks about how close they are right now. thinks in vain how this is just normal and purses his mouth a little. ]
Wouldn't you like to know? I need a hideaway or two just in case someone tries to exorcise me, you know.
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[ whose fault is it that there's a ghost rumor... ]
You could have just came on normally.
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[ the way elysium seems more… excitable somehow? than how elysium was leading up to now. ]
You were surprised, weren't you? Totally shocked? I'll need to canvas people for your reaction when the rumour first started later.
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I don't think they'd be able to give you an answer you'd like.
[ it is too early for them to be able to understand thorns' microexpressions. ]
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[ don't just tch. ]
Well? Can you give me the answer I want to hear, then?
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instead, he'll just settle on something simple. ]
Welcome aboard.
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Took you long enough! If you left me alone for any longer than that, it might've been my turn to mutiny.
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[ okay thorns. ]
So, how long is this for? Until Weedy decides to head back to Rhodes?
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[ OKAY ELYSIUM ]
But, hm! Who knows? Until I get bored, probably.
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Is that right?
[ well, it tracks for elysium. ]
Let's find you an actual spot to sleep.
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For being pirates, the lot of you are surprisingly jumpy.
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[ oh pirates you think everything will bring you bad luck and curse you. ]
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[ he nudges him. ]
Come on. Let's get you a bed.
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[ he nudges him back. ]
A bed and not a hammock? Really?
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Sure. Anything for you.
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Let's go. You'll have to share a room though.
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I want to stay a secret a little while longer. Can I?
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well, there isn't really a reason to say no. ]
... Fine. Don't cause too much chaos.
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there is the urge to kiss him but to alleviate it he just presses their cheeks together. ]
Name one bad thing I've done.
—Besides accidentally causing that one guy pass out. I've stopped doing jumpscares…
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[ still. there is the faintest of amusement in his voice. ]
Just remember the ship isn't that big.
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[ scolds. ]
I can do a lot of this for you. Useful, aren't I? Heheh.
[ SPYING!!!! ]
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Be careful of what you spy on. If you get caught you might be punched.
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