[ purgatory was a mistake because why is his thorny so bratty now
except he has no context whatsoever for this behaviour so it's just like??? ]
What is there to be interested in…?
[ look, he might be more savvy than thorns, but romance is also not at the forefront of his mind so he really has no idea what's bothering him so much.
[ let it be known that he does so much for thorns, including going along with whatever bullshit he comes up with to change the topic. he continues to ??? but he will follow the trajectory of thorns' finger. ]
Yeah?
[ what is he looking at… is it going to be another rat and trashcan ]
[ thorns feels like a senior citizen who will wander off if he takes his eyes off of him for a second. he feels his blood pressure rise but reminds himself to breathe. ]
[ his exact thought1!!!! he brightens. that's how they end up with a dozen skewers, thorns carrying the drinks since elysium can only manage so much. he leads them away from the cart to give them a little more space, takes one skewer, blows on it, and happily bites off a piece of meat and vegetable before holding it toward thorns' mouth.
as this happens, he chews thoughtfully, swallows. ]
Not bad for an impulse decision. [ hmm ] I think they're better than what we had at the bar, even.
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he immediately loops his arm around thorns' shoulders, leaning a good portion of his weight on him as he pumps his other hand forward. ]
Onward! I'm not sure what'll be open aside from bars, but we can most certainly find out.
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[ he will always have concerns... over drunk pirates... but hopefully they are all so h*rny there won't be property damage. ]
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[ h*rny can't always be the answer… but perhaps it can be the answer for today.
he has to take care of his baby… ]
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[ he says this but he is
already not walking straight. he didn't even have that much to drink. ]
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[ help
him leaning his weight on thorns is probably not helping so he balances himself back onto his feet and tries to lean thorns onto him. ]
Did you have any water?
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[ he will kill you... ]
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[ … ]
I just wanted fresh air that badly, alright? We can both get it elsewhere, relax, relax.
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thorns starts walking, but he doesn't go fast enough to really dislodge elysium unless he completely doesn't follow. ]
Are you sure you weren't interested?
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except he has no context whatsoever for this behaviour so it's just like??? ]
What is there to be interested in…?
[ look, he might be more savvy than thorns, but romance is also not at the forefront of his mind so he really has no idea what's bothering him so much.
… ]
Did you want to sit together?
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he needs to fix this... ]
Look over there.
[ he points. ]
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Yeah?
[ what is he looking at… is it going to be another rat and trashcan ]
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a pigeon on top of a burger. ]
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Are you embarrassed?
[ and trying to distract him? because he was right? thorns? ]
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Where're you trying to go?
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[ that doesn't explain the escape tactic. ]
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At least say something before you walk off…
[ what are they looking at this time… ]
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thorns gestures. ]
Our food.
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[ fussily purchases bottles of water first and plops one into thorns' hands. then he will stare at this menu… waiting for it to speak to him… ]
Should we try a couple of everything?
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Yeah. We can share.
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as this happens, he chews thoughtfully, swallows. ]
Not bad for an impulse decision. [ hmm ] I think they're better than what we had at the bar, even.
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[ people's expectations drop considerably when they are deeply wasted.
thorns opens his mouth to eat the offered food... nomnom... ]
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Not your taste? Try this one.
[ peers over
holds out a different stick ]
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...
okay. he will take another bite... ]
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