✧ — passionfruit green tea.

[boba]

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[oversea]

[ out of all the things elysium could have said, thorns was not expecting it to be this dumb. ]

Nene the saltfin?

[ there is so much disbelief in his tone. ]

Yeah.

[transmit]

[ isn't it funny that they're having this conversation twice. some things never change. ]

Why are you adding its species like that bears any relevance to how you feel about it?

You probably feel more of a kinship towards it than some of your crew members…

[oversea]

[ BECAUSE THE IDEA OF IT REPLACING ELYSIUM IS INSANE ]

Well, yeah. Some of them are annoying.

[ thorns would risk his life for them but that doesn't suddenly make them all pleasant to be around.

[transmit]

[ elysium doesn't know that… he essentially annoyed his way into thorns' life. others could do that too? he can't just rest on his laurels. ]

It doesn't give you access to your chemicals…

[ is he seriously building a case right now

perhaps ]

[oversea]

[ thorns is realizing that this is not a bit and elysium is actually competing against a creature without thumbs. ]

I can probably teach it to.

[ don't egg him on... ]

[transmit]

[ …



he pinches thorns' side. ]

No you can't.

[oversea]

[ he really is treating this so seriously... no wonder everyone was staring. ]

How much did you have to drink?

[transmit]

[ crawls back after getting peppersprayed at the goddamn mall ]

Just a bit. It's easier to get things out of people when they're loosened up.

—Wait. Don't distract me. I have thumbs.

[oversea]

[ NOT PEPPER SPRAY

but it is indeed easier... thorns is learning so much right now actually? he reaches out to cover elysium's mouth with his hand. ]

You do. What did they tell you?

[transmit]

They told me about how you've been pi—

[ …

THORNS!!!!! he has made a vow to himself to let thorns talk about his dead lover at his leisure, he cannot be forcing his topic like this. visibly, he looks how anyone might after nearly putting their foot in their mouth and catching themselves at the last second. ]

—cking Nene up and carrying it with you everywhere. Don't you think you might be spoiling it too much?

[ this

is not entirely a lie. which is why it's also not as shitty of one as it could be. ]

[oversea]

[ it is obvious that is not what elysium intended to say but thorns has absolutely no way of knowing how that sentence was supposed to go.

but nene is his baby... thorns does not even consider what it looks like from the outside that he went from treating this creature like the ship mascot to his actual pet. ]

You want me to ignore Nene?

[transmit]

[ he doesn't answer… he just points behind thorns. it's the saltfin of the hour flopping over for its designated thorns time. what does he do. ]

[oversea]

[ oh

thorns just automatically pick nene up. there is no hesitation. ]

[transmit]

[ okay…… ]

Is it hanging out with us today?

[oversea]

Do you have something against Nene?

[ why is elysium suddenly so obsessed with this round fish child... ]

[transmit]

[ good lord it really has replaced him. ]

Not particularly. I'll keep in mind to take us places where it'll be allowed entry…

[ not only must he help thorns get over his dead lover, but he is also a third wheel now? okay. ]

[oversea]

[ nene is wondering why elysium isn't paying attention to it...

thorns just raises a brow and shrugs. ]

Sure. Let's go.

[transmit]

[ nene has provided thorns emotional and physical comfort where he's been unable to…… does thorns usually curl up to nene these days? he hadn't seen nene around the previous night, but it would make sense, if so.

he sneaks a gaze over… trying to figure out his foe… ]

Feathers are softer than scales…

[ reaches the stage where he starts mumbling to himself. ]

[oversea]

[ when thorns realizes what's happening he's going to kill elysium

but he walks over and just holds nene out to him. take it. ]

Here.

[transmit]

[ MORE LIKE ELYSIUM WILL KILL THORNS FOR DIVORCING HIM?

actually

he'll probably do something a lot funnier than that, but they cross that bridge when they cross that bridge. as of right now, he just looks at thorns with his nemesis in his hands in disbelief. ]

Are your arms tired? I knew you were feeding it too much.

[ he really just says things… ]

[oversea]

No. Come on, lead the way already.

[ the day is not getting any younger and neither are they. thorns waits for elysium to stop beefing with nene. ]

[transmit]

[ they are, in fact,



going to the terra-equivalent of ikea. elysium was not kidding when he said they needed to liven up his room… ]

There. [ points to the very large building in the distance. ] You can leave Nene in the play area while we check everything out.

[ thorns will be waiting ten years for that. ]

[oversea]

[ OKAY

thorns was not expecting this and yet it's such an elysium thing to do. he is thinking about his budget in this thread as well now. ]

You just wanted to go shopping.

[transmit]

[ nene is about to be surrounded by curious children. this may or may not be the most terrifying period of its life, but thorns doesn't need to know that. ]

How'd you know? Mind if we look at clothes after, too?

[oversea]

[ HIS BABY NOOOOO

but thorns just nods. ]

Sure... Don't spend too much.