✧ — peach iced tea.

[boba]

this post is so clean

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[oversea]

[ elysium is such a cheater.

thorns has no way of knowing he is being scammed, so he is actually pleased by this. ]

Yes.
Go to sleep.

[transmit]

[ he is cheating and his guilty conscience is nagging at him for it but it's fine… he will just not think about it. ]

You have to get groceries tomorrow…

[oversea]

Okay.

You have to send me another picture if I do.

[ elysium will see the 'typing....' message appear and disappear like ten times before the second sentence is sent. ]

[transmit]

[ the way he just




passes out waiting for thorns to finish his message. in theory, he is reading these messages instantly, in practice he is dead with his screen still on.

farewell… ]

[oversea]

[ OKAY

thorns stares at the screen and the fact that he's been left on read. alright.

elysium will wake up to another message of nothing but question marks. ]

[transmit]

[ he wakes up in the morning having no idea about anything so he sees these question marks and thinks they belong to another conversation entirely



sends question marks back ]

[oversea]

[




elysium just gets a read receipt. ]

[transmit]

[ his ass is so doomed with his pile of work but before that: ]





breakfast

[ he sends thorns a picture of toast, bacon, and eggs. ]

[oversea]

I just woke up

[ thus elysium cannot be mad at him for not eating yet.... ]

[transmit]

Okay.




I'm waiting.

[oversea]

[ well.




thorns rolls over and falls back to sleep. ]

[transmit]

[

he would be so mad if he didn't have the modern solution to this.





thirty minutes later, the doorbell rings. it's more food delivery. ]

[oversea]

[ elysium....

thorns is still asleep. the sound does stir him, and he extremely groggily wanders over to the front door, bumping into every surface that he cannot make out through his squinting eyes.

...

he stares at the food in anger. ]

Why.

[transmit]

[ :)

thorns gets a lovely read receipt for his troubles. ]

[oversea]

[ if thorns was more petty he'd refuse to eat it but because he is so money conscious he will... he doesn't want elysium to have wasted it...

but he will just immediately go back to sleep. d*e ]

[transmit]

[ unless thorns has anything to add between now and noon he can stew in his anger in peace.

only until noon, because that's when the follow-up attack occurs. ]

What's for lunch?

😊

[oversea]

[ elysium gets a photo as a response.

except it's a photo of... outside. elysium cannot send him food to eat for lunch because thorns is not at home. ]

[transmit]

Oh? Am I interpreting this correctly? You want a campus cookie to your location?

Roger that! I'll even sweeten the deal and make it a dozen since you've been so cooperative. How does that sound?

[ this is not food but he needs to win this stupid war.

thorns' return picture is a screenshot of a checkout page. he has not processed it yet but he will depending on if thorns wishes to test him? die. ]

[oversea]

[ this really is a war.

elysium's phone starts ringing. ]

[transmit]

[ elysium's in a conference and instead of listening to it he's flirting…

unfortunately, it does mean he has to reject the call. ]

Not in a good location right now

What's up? Don't like the flavours?

[oversea]

Don't waste your money.
I won't finish all of that and then my classmates will just take all of it.
I'll eat later.

[transmit]

It never hurts to have people in your back pocket…


But when's later?

[oversea]

I have to take an exam now.

[ that's not a direct answer to his question but still

later. ]

[transmit]

The meal kit service starts tonight.

[oversea]

[ he texts him another picture of a garbage can. ]