thorns stares at his phone. why is he being punished? he doesn't deserve this at all.
he wanders over to the fridge and rearranges the positions of some things to make it look a little fuller than it actually is. he snaps a picture and sends it...... ]
[ this is said as someone who has looked into that before back before he and elysium moved in together. his last roommate, unsurprisingly, was not highly concerned about thorns' eating habits.
still, it gives him just enough time to change in a hurry and crawl into bed. it's annoyingly comfortable. he hates how comfortable it is. within seconds, he sends the photo of him tucked into bed. just to keep it in spirit of thorns' picture, it's blurry. ]
passes out waiting for thorns to finish his message. in theory, he is reading these messages instantly, in practice he is dead with his screen still on.
thorns is still asleep. the sound does stir him, and he extremely groggily wanders over to the front door, bumping into every surface that he cannot make out through his squinting eyes.
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except, he realises he's fucked up; it's time for bed but he's still in the same clothes as when they'd dropped the call? hm. ]
Give me the right pictures and I will.
[ thanks for giving him the excuse to be difficult, thorns ]
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thorns stares at his phone. why is he being punished? he doesn't deserve this at all.
he wanders over to the fridge and rearranges the positions of some things to make it look a little fuller than it actually is. he snaps a picture and sends it...... ]
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If I subscribe to a meal kit service do you think you'll have at least ten minutes every day to put it together.
[ :pikagun: ]
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Those are too expensive.
[ this is said as someone who has looked into that before back before he and elysium moved in together. his last roommate, unsurprisingly, was not highly concerned about thorns' eating habits.
also where's his picture!!! ]
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Do you want to be indebted to me for the rest of your life?
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And more importantly
Where is my picture?
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[ SAYS THE LIAR
still, it gives him just enough time to change in a hurry and crawl into bed. it's annoyingly comfortable. he hates how comfortable it is. within seconds, he sends the photo of him tucked into bed. just to keep it in spirit of thorns' picture, it's blurry. ]
Happy?
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thorns has no way of knowing he is being scammed, so he is actually pleased by this. ]
Yes.
Go to sleep.
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You have to get groceries tomorrow…
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You have to send me another picture if I do.
[ elysium will see the 'typing....' message appear and disappear like ten times before the second sentence is sent. ]
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passes out waiting for thorns to finish his message. in theory, he is reading these messages instantly, in practice he is dead with his screen still on.
farewell… ]
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thorns stares at the screen and the fact that he's been left on read. alright.
elysium will wake up to another message of nothing but question marks. ]
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sends question marks back ]
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elysium just gets a read receipt. ]
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breakfast
[ he sends thorns a picture of toast, bacon, and eggs. ]
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[ thus elysium cannot be mad at him for not eating yet.... ]
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I'm waiting.
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thorns rolls over and falls back to sleep. ]
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he would be so mad if he didn't have the modern solution to this.
thirty minutes later, the doorbell rings. it's more food delivery. ]
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thorns is still asleep. the sound does stir him, and he extremely groggily wanders over to the front door, bumping into every surface that he cannot make out through his squinting eyes.
...
he stares at the food in anger. ]
Why.
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thorns gets a lovely read receipt for his troubles. ]
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but he will just immediately go back to sleep. d*e ]
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only until noon, because that's when the follow-up attack occurs. ]
What's for lunch?
😊
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except it's a photo of... outside. elysium cannot send him food to eat for lunch because thorns is not at home. ]
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Roger that! I'll even sweeten the deal and make it a dozen since you've been so cooperative. How does that sound?
[ this is not food but he needs to win this stupid war.
thorns' return picture is a screenshot of a checkout page. he has not processed it yet but he will depending on if thorns wishes to test him? die. ]
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