[ thorns is always so aggressive for no reason!!!!!! more importantly, elysium can't ever get sick again because it means thorns will likely get sick, too. their logic is so skewed.
thorns actually leans in towards his phone in an attempt to hear what elysium is saying better, if the sentence was any longer he'd have held it against his ear. ]
[ that is not the same as saying he will definitely make it back in time for that, but thorns won't point it out. it sounds like whatever elysium is occupied with is serious, so it seems childish to complain in comparison to that. ]
We can always reschedule.
[ he does not sound happy suggesting this because he does not want to do this. ]
[ if elysium passes out and dies from overwork this is now on thorns. but this is getting ridiculous; they can't just keep rescheduling a first date? at what point does it become unsalvageable.
[ their relationship is still young enough that thorns isn't quite sure what is the 'correct' way to approach things, and the general lack of experience is making him second guess some things.
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[ he sets the phone down, leaning it against a cup so that he can still see elysium without having to hold it on his own. ]
It's just transactional.
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he softens for a brief second before he remembers he's supposed to be livid. lock in!!! ]
What was the trade? He's going to try and scam you. No doubt about it.
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[ he makes no comment on the scam part because he also expects that. ]
It'll be fine.
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[ with a distant sort of look to him, muttered under his breath: ]
Since I'm already here, should I contact a lawyer…?
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What was that?
[ he only heard something about a lawyer. ]
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…
sorry he gets completely distracted by how seemingly ravenous his baby is. still penciling in that consultation with a lawyer though. ]
You were starving.
[ FACT ]
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he eats more slowly.... ]
I don't want to waste it.
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🥰
he will quietly watch thorns eat… ]
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thorns tries to act like he is not noticing this. ]
... What are you doing after this?
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he is saying none of this ]
… Maybe rest a bit since I haven't had the chance to. If I come back sick, I'll never hear the end of it from you.
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[ elysium is never allowed to get sick ever again actually.
... ]
It's quiet without you.
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…
he takes a deep breath.
Don't you mean you miss me?
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I do miss you.
[ he will admit to it, since there's not much of a point to avoid saying it. ]
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and by explodes he just ducks his head away from the screen so thorns doesn't see him blushing profusely.
breathe…
he forgets to say anything for a long while so thorns can mistake him as dead or something. ]
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after a while, thorns eventually clears his throat. ]
... Anyway.
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it takes a few seconds but he can do this… he can psyche himself up… his face will reappear in the frame of the camera but, like.
you can only see the top of his head and half of his eyes. ]
I missed you too.
[ this is even more pathetic than the lawyer deliberating ]
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thorns actually leans in towards his phone in an attempt to hear what elysium is saying better, if the sentence was any longer he'd have held it against his ear. ]
Did you say something?
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[ no, he sounds perfectly fine.
don't just try to gaslight your bestie slash boyfriend like this!!!!! ]
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thorns can't see his mouth so he can't even say he saw his lips move... ]
I guess I imagined it.
[ so elysium doesn't miss him... ]
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… ]
I said I missed you too.
[ WHY DOES HE SOUND ANGRY NOW ]
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thorns ignores that elysium is mad. it's not relevant. ]
... You still don't know when you'll be back?
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why didn't thorns get all emotional when he said it back. huh. ]
I'm still doing and handing in my assignments. [ grumpily… ] But I told you I wanted to make it back to take you out.
[ thursday is so far away… ]
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We can always reschedule.
[ he does not sound happy suggesting this because he does not want to do this. ]
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[ if elysium passes out and dies from overwork this is now on thorns. but this is getting ridiculous; they can't just keep rescheduling a first date? at what point does it become unsalvageable.
he huffs. ]
You need to hold me more accountable.
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maybe he's approaching this wrong. ]
... okay. [ ... ] Don't miss our date again.
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