[ this is like having a small creature latch onto you with its teeth. he waves his arm uselessly, not particularly trying to dislodge him but annoy him further. ]
But I'm telling you, bro. I was onto something when I said it feels like time's been moving faster. You should make it your next research topic. What gives?
[ thorns' microexpressions… it's fine if he's the only one able to read them. this is a normal thing to think, especially when he's started this timeline trying to get thorns friends.
anyway. ]
But we promised to keep having fun with each other? How are we going to go about that?
[ it is so funny that elysium initially wanted nothing to do with docybara but was forced to accept his role as a parent because thorns was giving the child a drug addiction. he is the dad that stepped up..... ]
Mm. Let's go before we have to answer any questions.
will it be fine. is thorns going to use drugs again. hmmmmm. elysium seems to loiter for a few extra beats…
then comes to the conclusion that if thorns is going to use drugs, he's going to use drugs and there's nothing at this point he can do about it without starting an argument… he has already concluded that docybara is not the line to draw. they have been so peaceful. ]
Loud and clear. Don't miss me too much.
[ toddles off. he is going away for ten minutes. ]
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Scared of what? You falling into the water?
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Hmmm. That you aren't very good at fishing outside of using the Destreza as a crutch?
[ nudges thorns annoyingly with his elbow. ]
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[ he is feeling the opposite of romanced right now. he is being.... aggroed? by the love of his life? ]
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[ looks at thorns with his big ol' doe eyes 🥺 ]
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although the scrapbook comment does remind thorns of why they're here. ]
Shouldn't you be taking a photo?
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You have two seconds or how pouty you are is getting immortalised forever.
[ is what he says but
this, too, is ragebait. an arm snakes around thorns almost immediately after to snap just that! ]
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he blinks in surprise after the photo is taken, and leans in to bite elysium on the arm. ]
Hey.
[ annoying. ]
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Hi, cutie. Something wrong?
[ kill him ]
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[
it comes out muffled since his mouth is still occupied (unsexy) ]
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[ reaches over to pat his head. ]
I'm still keeping the first one, though.
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[ it's said more like it's an observation than a condemnation though. he bites elysium again, more softly this time. ]
It's getting dark.
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[ the pet turns into an affectionate ruffle… ]
But I'm telling you, bro. I was onto something when I said it feels like time's been moving faster. You should make it your next research topic. What gives?
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[ he says this so flatly that if anyone owe heard him they would not remotely think he is having fun. ]
But it can move more slowly so we have more time.
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anyway. ]
But we promised to keep having fun with each other? How are we going to go about that?
[ this is such a silly conversation. ]
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[ is it
he kisses elysium on the cheek as a way to delay giving an answer. ]
I guess we'll just solve that problem.
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[ thorns is so smart. so cool. wow. ignore that he just took the most stupid picture of him possible. ]
You can tell me about your thoughts after we pick up our unruly kid?
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Mm. Let's go before we have to answer any questions.
[ attempt to get the doctor..... 2!!! ]
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[ it is literally elysium's fault for weening their child off a drug addiction in the worst way possible.
but, anyway. they get there. did thorns' veterinarian skills pay off or are they stuck in hell. ]
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napping! but he seems to be at peace as he snoozes. ]
He looks fine...
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elysium pokes docybara's side. ]
If we stick a carrot in front of his face, maybe it'll be okay?
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[ it'll be fine. ]
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will it be fine. is thorns going to use drugs again. hmmmmm. elysium seems to loiter for a few extra beats…
then comes to the conclusion that if thorns is going to use drugs, he's going to use drugs and there's nothing at this point he can do about it without starting an argument… he has already concluded that docybara is not the line to draw. they have been so peaceful. ]
Loud and clear. Don't miss me too much.
[ toddles off. he is going away for ten minutes. ]
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[redacted] occurs and the doctor awakens. thorns person soothingly while he waits for elysium to come back. ]
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he comes back feeling maybe a little guilty he didn't try to do more for docybara. ]
I pushed the cart out to the front for whenever we're ready.
[ attempts to peer over to docybara…. ]
You sure he's well enough for labour? Once we load it up with all our stuff, it's gonna get real heavy.
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[ their child may have napped but they did not, so they'll need to get at least a little bit of sleep before morning. ]
Let's go.
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