[ this is such an embarrassing thing to admit but it is the truth. it's not like it's the first time he's been at their place alone; going home to visit family for a weekend or something isn't uncommon, but that was also before they started getting close again.
it's also the first time since they began dating. this would not be a problem if they didn't live together. ]
[ thorns is overthinking it while elysium's just mulling over how it'd be simple for thorns to say hi. elysium's already gone to an entire wedding for him? but he figures thorns wouldn't care for that. he just said it to make it look like he's more open about his situation than he actually is… ]
… Yeah? Class has been okay? The guys [ sc*en ] in your department haven't been bothering you?
[ thorns is always so aggressive for no reason!!!!!! more importantly, elysium can't ever get sick again because it means thorns will likely get sick, too. their logic is so skewed.
thorns actually leans in towards his phone in an attempt to hear what elysium is saying better, if the sentence was any longer he'd have held it against his ear. ]
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[ this is such an embarrassing thing to admit but it is the truth. it's not like it's the first time he's been at their place alone; going home to visit family for a weekend or something isn't uncommon, but that was also before they started getting close again.
it's also the first time since they began dating. this would not be a problem if they didn't live together. ]
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… Yeah? Class has been okay? The guys [ sc*en ] in your department haven't been bothering you?
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[ this is not ethical but thorns just says it as if scien asked him to help him move. ]
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elysium has so much rational dislike for that man his expression immediately sours. ]
And you told him to get lost.
Right?
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instead of answering, he starts taking the food out of the bag. ]
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You didn't.
[ looks and sounds utterly betrayed. this is, frankly, hilarious given all his negative feelings stem from how rude sc*en had been to thorns.
but for the record, it's a burrito bowl so thorns can have his carbs, protein, and veg… he is thoughtful and for what… ]
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[ he sets the phone down, leaning it against a cup so that he can still see elysium without having to hold it on his own. ]
It's just transactional.
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he softens for a brief second before he remembers he's supposed to be livid. lock in!!! ]
What was the trade? He's going to try and scam you. No doubt about it.
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[ he makes no comment on the scam part because he also expects that. ]
It'll be fine.
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[ with a distant sort of look to him, muttered under his breath: ]
Since I'm already here, should I contact a lawyer…?
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What was that?
[ he only heard something about a lawyer. ]
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…
sorry he gets completely distracted by how seemingly ravenous his baby is. still penciling in that consultation with a lawyer though. ]
You were starving.
[ FACT ]
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he eats more slowly.... ]
I don't want to waste it.
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🥰
he will quietly watch thorns eat… ]
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thorns tries to act like he is not noticing this. ]
... What are you doing after this?
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he is saying none of this ]
… Maybe rest a bit since I haven't had the chance to. If I come back sick, I'll never hear the end of it from you.
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[ elysium is never allowed to get sick ever again actually.
... ]
It's quiet without you.
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…
he takes a deep breath.
Don't you mean you miss me?
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I do miss you.
[ he will admit to it, since there's not much of a point to avoid saying it. ]
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and by explodes he just ducks his head away from the screen so thorns doesn't see him blushing profusely.
breathe…
he forgets to say anything for a long while so thorns can mistake him as dead or something. ]
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after a while, thorns eventually clears his throat. ]
... Anyway.
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it takes a few seconds but he can do this… he can psyche himself up… his face will reappear in the frame of the camera but, like.
you can only see the top of his head and half of his eyes. ]
I missed you too.
[ this is even more pathetic than the lawyer deliberating ]
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thorns actually leans in towards his phone in an attempt to hear what elysium is saying better, if the sentence was any longer he'd have held it against his ear. ]
Did you say something?
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[ no, he sounds perfectly fine.
don't just try to gaslight your bestie slash boyfriend like this!!!!! ]
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thorns can't see his mouth so he can't even say he saw his lips move... ]
I guess I imagined it.
[ so elysium doesn't miss him... ]
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