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[oversea]

[ oh.

he smacks the back of his head. ]

You know how to fish.

[transmit]

[ OW ]

You know how to do it better…?

[ don't just word this like a question ]

[oversea]

[ thorns is not currently larping the hapless housewife elysium scenario, so this will not work on him. ]

I do. But you still can.

[ he can't say elysium is better considering he was a literal pirate. but still. ]

[transmit]

[ thorns had the chance to turn this into a cute larping scenario but he did not take it… ]

But you didn't.




Were you scared?

[ you came here to take a picture not to pvp stop!!!! ]

[oversea]

[ the way the longer they keep at this, the more likely they will miss their chance to take the picture before the sun sets. ]

Scared of what? You falling into the water?

[transmit]

[ bold of you to assume there's still a chance. ]

Hmmm. That you aren't very good at fishing outside of using the Destreza as a crutch?

[ nudges thorns annoyingly with his elbow. ]

[oversea]

Are you trying to fight me?

[ he is feeling the opposite of romanced right now. he is being.... aggroed? by the love of his life? ]

[transmit]

We're making a scrapbook of our memories. Shouldn't we keep ourselves honest?

[ looks at thorns with his big ol' doe eyes 🥺 ]

[oversea]

[ this is ragebait.

although the scrapbook comment does remind thorns of why they're here. ]

Shouldn't you be taking a photo?

[transmit]

[ fulfillment comes from being able to ragebait the other. elysium might not be successful this time, but he laughs anyway. ]

You have two seconds or how pouty you are is getting immortalised forever.

[ is what he says but



this, too, is ragebait. an arm snakes around thorns almost immediately after to snap just that! ]

[oversea]

[ help

he blinks in surprise after the photo is taken, and leans in to bite elysium on the arm. ]

Hey.

[ annoying. ]

[transmit]

[ this is like having a small creature latch onto you with its teeth. he waves his arm uselessly, not particularly trying to dislodge him but annoy him further. ]

Hi, cutie. Something wrong?

[ kill him ]

[oversea]

Nothing.

[


it comes out muffled since his mouth is still occupied (unsexy) ]

[transmit]

We can take another one.

[ reaches over to pat his head. ]



I'm still keeping the first one, though.

[oversea]

You really are a brat...

[ it's said more like it's an observation than a condemnation though. he bites elysium again, more softly this time. ]

It's getting dark.

[transmit]

Who keeps enabling me? I mean it. You're cute.

[ the pet turns into an affectionate ruffle… ]

But I'm telling you, bro. I was onto something when I said it feels like time's been moving faster. You should make it your next research topic. What gives?

[oversea]

What's the saying? Time moves fast when you're having fun.

[ he says this so flatly that if anyone owe heard him they would not remotely think he is having fun. ]

But it can move more slowly so we have more time.

[transmit]

[ thorns' microexpressions… it's fine if he's the only one able to read them. this is a normal thing to think, especially when he's started this timeline trying to get thorns friends.

anyway. ]

But we promised to keep having fun with each other? How are we going to go about that?

[ this is such a silly conversation. ]

[oversea]

Hm, good question.

[ is it

he kisses elysium on the cheek as a way to delay giving an answer. ]

I guess we'll just solve that problem.

[transmit]

If there's anyone who can figure this out, it'd be you.

[ thorns is so smart. so cool. wow. ignore that he just took the most stupid picture of him possible. ]

You can tell me about your thoughts after we pick up our unruly kid?

[oversea]

[ it is so funny that elysium initially wanted nothing to do with docybara but was forced to accept his role as a parent because thorns was giving the child a drug addiction. he is the dad that stepped up..... ]

Mm. Let's go before we have to answer any questions.

[ attempt to get the doctor..... 2!!! ]

[transmit]

I don't think it's up to us whether we leave or not…

[ it is literally elysium's fault for weening their child off a drug addiction in the worst way possible.

but, anyway. they get there. did thorns' veterinarian skills pay off or are they stuck in hell. ]

[oversea]

[ the doctor is........



napping! but he seems to be at peace as he snoozes. ]

He looks fine...

[transmit]

[ …

elysium pokes docybara's side. ]

If we stick a carrot in front of his face, maybe it'll be okay?

[oversea]

Go get his stuff. I'll wake him up.

[ it'll be fine. ]