he is starting to think being cute whenever thorns is rude isn't the solution to everything ever he'd thought it be because there is no cooldown to thorns being derogatory…
he thinks about extending his foot and thorns tripping over it. ]
[ these bitches just started walking and now they're flirting again. considering the exchange they had not even half an hour ago, thorns has been distracting elysium by acting cute for so long now that it really shouldn't have been a groundbreaking revelation. and yet, elysium reacted like it was…
but it's not the response that's needed in a world where they are trying to only reach a happy ending, so thorns will consider a different one instead. ]
I don't know. It's not something I need to imagine with you here.
[ THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO BE LATE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
unfortunately i rolled a d20 and got a nat20 so. i guess they aren't going to be late. the sun starts to set and elysium realises something is wrong… ]
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he is starting to think being cute whenever thorns is rude isn't the solution to everything ever he'd thought it be because there is no cooldown to thorns being derogatory…
he thinks about extending his foot and thorns tripping over it. ]
Like what?
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but he has to think about it. and then shakes his head. ]
This feels like a trap.
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I just want to know what my lover considers useless. [ IT IS A TRAP!! ] What's wrong with that?
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thorns just looks at him for another long moment before leaning his head against elysium's shoulder. hiiii. ]
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he glances down at thorns… ]
You aren't going to answer me, are you?
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I don't think those things are relevant to our current situation.
[ so it is fine now. ]
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he hasn't even been given a kiss… (this is still considered easy.) ]
What if I'm curious? I always want to know more about what you're thinking.
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he goes quiet, still not lifting his head. ]
You're pretty nosy and loud. But I don't mind it anymore.
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If it's too quiet, you get all up in your head. What do you mean you don't mind? You used to be just as loud with your explosions.
[ smacks him but
gently. ]
Wow. That has to be a grievance from forever ago.
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I did say it didn't matter anymore.
[ he has other grievances but that was the primary one. ]
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[ he goes from abusing thorns' poor head to draping over his shoulders. ]
What would you do without me?
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but it's not the response that's needed in a world where they are trying to only reach a happy ending, so thorns will consider a different one instead. ]
I don't know. It's not something I need to imagine with you here.
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elysium brightens again and starts rubbing his cheek on thorns'. ]
If you just stayed like this, you'd be forgiven every time. Why can't you always be this cute?
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[ thorns cannot call himself cute but he needs to know elysium's opinion.
even though the answer should be obvious. ]
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no comment. thorns didn't give him a kiss earlier, so here he is, giving thorns one right on the cheek. hi!!! ]
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because thorns responds by kissing him on the mouth right after. ]
Yes?
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[ beams!
then
kisses thorns some more. okay. ]
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guess they are going to start making out, then. every day where they get away with being this annoying is another loss for humanity. ]
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unfortunately i rolled a d20 and got a nat20 so. i guess they aren't going to be late. the sun starts to set and elysium realises something is wrong… ]
Oh.
We still need to get to the apothecary.
[ mid-kiss, probably. ]
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[ his reaction time is so slow... because kissing. he does eventually register what elysium said and sighs, pulling away. ]
Right. We should go.
] how do they get anywhere like this. ]
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…
he steals one last kiss. ]
She's going to be so cranky that we're showing up right at closing…
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[ don't make this her fault.
but thorns can slide in a little extra payment for the trouble... it's fine. ]
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[ not daylight savings hitting the psl. makes it out to be the world's fault while they're at it with blaming things out of their control. ]
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they make it to the apothecary. she is, unsurprisingly, not too pleased at their late arrival. thorns will sweet talk her though.
aka he will just pay her more so that she doesn't kick them out. money wins. ]
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but he supposes make-outs are priceless so he calms down on that front real quick. if lightning doesn't get them, an earthquake should. ]
We have, what—an hour left? Easy.
[ if they don't get distracted again that is, ]
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