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[transmit]

[ why is he being so slandered.

he is starting to think being cute whenever thorns is rude isn't the solution to everything ever he'd thought it be because there is no cooldown to thorns being derogatory…

he thinks about extending his foot and thorns tripping over it. ]



Like what?

[oversea]

[ thorns will take elysium down with him.

but he has to think about it. and then shakes his head. ]

This feels like a trap.

[transmit]

[ this is why he's thinking and not doing. they are not putting off their elopement because they were busy being dumb and hurt themselves!!!!! ]

I just want to know what my lover considers useless. [ IT IS A TRAP!! ] What's wrong with that?

[oversea]

[ it's a trap...

thorns just looks at him for another long moment before leaning his head against elysium's shoulder. hiiii. ]

[transmit]

[ these bitches just started walking and now they're flirting again. considering the exchange they had not even half an hour ago, thorns has been distracting elysium by acting cute for so long now that it really shouldn't have been a groundbreaking revelation. and yet, elysium reacted like it was…

he glances down at thorns… ]

You aren't going to answer me, are you?

[oversea]

[ hmm. elysium not dropping the topic is a problem. ]

I don't think those things are relevant to our current situation.

[ so it is fine now. ]

[transmit]

[ thorns thinks he's so easy

he hasn't even been given a kiss… (this is still considered easy.) ]

What if I'm curious? I always want to know more about what you're thinking.

[oversea]

[ okay.

he goes quiet, still not lifting his head. ]

You're pretty nosy and loud. But I don't mind it anymore.

[transmit]

[ he places a hand on his lump of a not!husband. ]

If it's too quiet, you get all up in your head. What do you mean you don't mind? You used to be just as loud with your explosions.

[ smacks him but

gently. ]

Wow. That has to be a grievance from forever ago.

[oversea]

[ thorns doesn't think he was loud at all, and that's because he is biased and thinks his experiments have done nothing wrong ever. ]

I did say it didn't matter anymore.

[ he has other grievances but that was the primary one. ]

[transmit]

I'd even go so far to say it matters a lot now, doesn't it?

[ he goes from abusing thorns' poor head to draping over his shoulders. ]

What would you do without me?

[oversea]

[ 'die' is the actual answer.

but it's not the response that's needed in a world where they are trying to only reach a happy ending, so thorns will consider a different one instead. ]

I don't know. It's not something I need to imagine with you here.

[transmit]

[ help


elysium brightens again and starts rubbing his cheek on thorns'. ]




If you just stayed like this, you'd be forgiven every time. Why can't you always be this cute?

[oversea]

When do you think I'm not cute?

[ thorns cannot call himself cute but he needs to know elysium's opinion.

even though the answer should be obvious. ]

[transmit]

[

no comment. thorns didn't give him a kiss earlier, so here he is, giving thorns one right on the cheek. hi!!! ]

[oversea]

[ they really can't do anything without being annoying.

because thorns responds by kissing him on the mouth right after. ]

Yes?

[transmit]

It's been a while since we've kissed, that's all.

[ beams!

then



kisses thorns some more. okay. ]

[oversea]

[ well

guess they are going to start making out, then. every day where they get away with being this annoying is another loss for humanity. ]

[transmit]

[ THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO BE LATE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

unfortunately i rolled a d20 and got a nat20 so. i guess they aren't going to be late. the sun starts to set and elysium realises something is wrong… ]

Oh.



We still need to get to the apothecary.

[ mid-kiss, probably. ]

[oversea]

Huh?

[ his reaction time is so slow... because kissing. he does eventually register what elysium said and sighs, pulling away. ]

Right. We should go.

] how do they get anywhere like this. ]

[transmit]

[ they don't. the only time they covered ground was when their asses were on the run.

…

he steals one last kiss. ]

She's going to be so cranky that we're showing up right at closing…

[oversea]

Maybe she should have later hours then.

[ don't make this her fault.

but thorns can slide in a little extra payment for the trouble... it's fine. ]

[transmit]

We had so much time. Are days getting shorter…?

[ not daylight savings hitting the psl. makes it out to be the world's fault while they're at it with blaming things out of their control. ]

[oversea]

[ they need to get struck by lightning

they make it to the apothecary. she is, unsurprisingly, not too pleased at their late arrival. thorns will sweet talk her though.



aka he will just pay her more so that she doesn't kick them out. money wins. ]

[transmit]

[ they may have a wallet now but it's not that big!!! thorns!!!!

but he supposes make-outs are priceless so he calms down on that front real quick. if lightning doesn't get them, an earthquake should. ]

We have, what—an hour left? Easy.

[ if they don't get distracted again that is, ]