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[oversea]

[ oh so NOW he's fine with drugging.

thorns nods his head as if this is a reasonable request. ]

They won't even know what hit them.

[ the temporary memory loss will be a side effect. ]

[transmit]

[ drugging is fine when it involves his adversaries (everyone in the world save for their children). ]

What can't you do? Nothing. [ one last pat for the road to express how proud he is before he tugs thorns into his arms to get cozy. bed time. ] Sounds like we've got our plan of attack squared.

[ they really have not solved the issue of docybara's drug addiction but ok ]

[oversea]

[ thorns doesn't see it as a problem so there is nothing to solve yippee

but they can snuggle together and snooze... unless there is any reason for them to wake up..... zzzzzz ]

[transmit]

[ they haven't had an incident in so long this feels wrong (they nearly murdered their benefactors together)

but yes… their snoozing… their spooning… timeskips it a week. while they are nebulously finalising their elopement plans: ]

Do you want to say bye?

[oversea]

Not really.

[ lmao

they do need to officially give the key back though, and they need to grab docybara from the farm. ]

I'm sure that guard will finally be happy.

[transmit]

[ truly should not have expected anything else

the way elysium is just thinking they could sneak out in the middle of the night with docybara, leaving the key on the counter like they're doing some dramatic getaway. ]

Really? I think we were warming up to him.

[ lmao ]

But that's good. It'll be a pain when they try to convince us to stay. Then again, if we're leaving I could just reveal my Oripathy and it'll be considered donem

[ elysium's thorns-sized social battery ]

[oversea]

[ fucking help

thorns reaches over to pinch him. ]

We're not doing that. If there is ever the chance we have to pass by this area again, we need to keep it as a potential resting spot.

[ basically, he does not want to burn their bridge entirely in case they ever need to cross it again in the future. it's not like they had as deep of a relationship with these people like they had with rhodes, where the nuclear option was needed (and even then it's not as nuclear as it seems, since amiya and the doctor will always take them back). ]

[transmit]

Owwwww…

[ well. there's no denying that going nuclear eases the conscience… it is so much easier to do whatever you want when you've convinced yourself other people are terrible. but those are the mental gymnastics they've been performing to justify living in their own bubbles, mouth twisting into a frown. ]

Okay, okay. Never thought I'd see the day you'd advocate for diplomacy. You aren't wrong, but we'd better come up with at least something to tell them on our way out.

[ rubs his cheek…

hmmm. ]

… Our dream was to elope but we can't elope somewhere we've already settled down.

[ nailed it. ]

[oversea]

[ see, the thing that thorns does not want to actually say is that it's useful to have this place as a backup. the doctor of the town can deal with oripathy treatment, and doesn't appear to mind it, but there's no one here who actually has it. the town is small enough that thorns would expect news to travel if anyone had the illness, but if they ever needed to do a quick emergency stop for it before leaving again, thorns doesn't want to lose that option.

but elysium's oripathy is still a sensitive enough topic that he might shoot down the idea if thorns brings it up. or he might not, but he doesn't want to risk it. ]

Their opinion of us as dumb lovers is low enough that excuse can work.

[transmit]

Is that your opinion of us, Thorns?

[ :) ]

[oversea]

No. But it's definitely what they think of us.

[ admittedly... it is their fault, because they played up the honeymooning couple bit way too well. ]

I'd never think you're dumb in regard to our relationship.

[transmit]

They couldn't be more wrong even if they tried. I make perfect sense, mi luz. You're being ridiculous again.

[ thorns is the one lacking common sense? casually gaslights. ]

But that is one thing you're right about. Heheh. You'll always be the smartest decision I've made.

[oversea]

[ why are they pvping. is this how they keep their relationship healthy? you never know when you might get attacked? ]

You'll always be the second smartest for me.

[ OKAY. ]

[transmit]

[ this is how they keep their relationship healthy and!! exciting. as exciting as cheek pinching can be, anyway. ]

Just to confirm. Who would you say is the third smartest?


Our Doctor?

[oversea]

The third.

[ the first smartest is his baby chicken who is no longer with them. ]

[transmit]

[ they're both thinking different things. help. ]

You really had to count yourself as first, huh?

[ says guy who constaly proclaims how sexy he is ]

[oversea]

... Yeah. I'm first.

[ he sounds extremely believable? when he says this?

he kisses elysium. hi. ]

[transmit]

What rude thought are you trying to distract me from this time?

[ he huffs.



but he also kisses thorns back anyway. hi… ]

Keep going and it might work.

[ THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS ]

[oversea]

[ this is literally why the villagers think they're dumb lovers. it's because they just stand around and do things like this all the time. they are so deeply annoying.

but thorns is just going to makeout with him if he is not stopped. they are supposed to be getting ready to run away together. ]

[transmit]

[ there is nothing stupid about prioritising what's important to you; it's everyone else who's dumb!!!! they are disregarding society around them but that is not their problem. people could just not look? simple.

and yes, while they were supposed to be getting ready to run away they don't have to get everything done now… there is no rush unless they keep putting it off day after day. making out with thorns is not something that can be delayed for later or made up for, so the answer is easy.

kiss kiss. this has been their life for the past while. it's all good. ]

[oversea]

[ everything is going so well for them? potentially too well, because it means if something does go wrong their crashout is likely going to be worse.

but thorns will finally pull away from him, placing one more kiss on his nose. ]

Have you figured out where we're going or is it still just see where the wind takes us?

[transmit]

[ they are soooo stable, they can totally be trusted to make important decisions when they arise. and thorns might pull away, but elysium keeps him close through lacing their fingers. ]

I told you I'd propose to you on the beaches of Siesta. Besides that? I haven't. [ … ] Where and how would you want the ceremony?

[oversea]

[ he knows the answer should be iberia, but he can't really bring himself to say it. partly because it's difficult to be celebratory there, but also that it feels like they may be pulled away from their dream life if they step foot back into their country.

there's no proof that will happen, but it's hard to shake the feeling. ]

We can't really have a large wedding.

[transmit]

[ they're going to step into iberia and d*e… but the heart wants what it wants, doesn't it? he laughs. ]

You're wrong. Didn't we promise to make the world our witness? There'll be no larger wedding than ours.

[ one could make the same argument for it being the smallest wedding, their world now being two, but neither of them mine that fact at all, do they? ]

[oversea]

You could be confused for a poet.

[ in another life, he writes stories...

but in this one, they just have to keep their adventures to themselves. thorns almost suggests that maybe he should do it just to pass time, but they still haven't actually discussed the odd power. yes, they've vaguely brought it up and made implications, but that really is not the same as having an adult discussion about something that is vitally important to their current relationship and lifestyle. ]