thorns does nothing to remove elysium from him because at the end of the day, he is still whipped and in love. he still cannot believe he was denied canoodling though... this is hell.
when they reach the farm he just immediately goes to find docybara. if the farmer expected them to chat first then too bad. ]
[ it's like he's siphoning all the positive energy from thorns, but it's not that deep. thorns taking off is so funny.
still, he positions himself somewhere he can watch thorns and docybara. despite being bright and early, it's already menacing the chickens to play. seeing thorns, that's one whole other person to meant as well? wahoo!! ]
is this sexy punishment to get back at the non-sexy punishment. this is mean. the entire time elysium is wondering if thorns will also drug him if he acts up too far one day
[ honestly? probably. but at this point he is trying to ration what he has since he doesn't have a lab anymore, but this docybara incident cockblocked him enough to make him but his tools out.
after a while, it has learned some basic commands. will it be able to do them while not under the influence is another story, but progress can be witnessed at least. ]
we fast forward a few days to when they need to show the farmer their work. is it just him, or is docybara's temperament notably different…? he is unaware that it now has a drug dependency, but it's fine.
thorns is up. elysium just looks like he wants to be anywhere but here. ]
thorns will show off all the neat little tricks it can do, and then reward the docybara at the end. he explains to the farmer that it's like catnip? and he will bring over a supply to reward it with.
he does not explain that it is extremely more potent than catnip. no one else needs to know that. ]
[ HE'S REALLY GIVING THEIR CHILD A DRUG ADDICTION!!!!!!
elysium as the absentee father cannot say anything besidess watch in horror. this is why they all eventually disappear to get milk (no)
when they are alone and docybara is demurely laying at their feet, elysium reluctantly pats its head. thorns can no longer be trusted… he's learned something today. ]
Good work…
[ he should not be reinforcing this behaviour either but thorns looks proud of himself? he is now the guy who fixes everything behind the scenes. awful. ]
[ has elysium experienced true fear yet (docybara off his meds)…? he just looks away while this highly questionable exchange occurs, suddenly highly interested in the cloud formations in the sky. ]
It looks like it'll rain. If there is, we better get it done fast.
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thorns just stares at him before walking away. he needs to get dressed to head out now... ]
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he also goes to get ready. setting the tone at the start of every day is so important. ]
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but once thorns is ready, he just grabs some protein bars and sets them down. this is breakfast. ]
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he will also accept these protein bars as breakfast. is thorns mad… he fixes himself more closely by his side on the way to the farm. don't be!!! 🥺 ]
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thorns does nothing to remove elysium from him because at the end of the day, he is still whipped and in love. he still cannot believe he was denied canoodling though... this is hell.
when they reach the farm he just immediately goes to find docybara. if the farmer expected them to chat first then too bad. ]
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still, he positions himself somewhere he can watch thorns and docybara. despite being bright and early, it's already menacing the chickens to play. seeing thorns, that's one whole other person to meant as well? wahoo!! ]
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he pulls out a vial from his pocket. ]
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a part of him feels like he should stage an intervention?
a bigger part decides to just watch this. thorns is in love with docybara. what's the worst that can happen. ]
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and then immediately falls over. thorns squats down examine. ]
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[ not that thorns can hear him when he's a field away. he just goes back to pulling weeds this is no longer his problem (they are both its parents). ]
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eventually docybara stirs, clearly dazed. thorns immediately starts to try to teach it directions... this is a normal day. ]
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okay forget productivity elysium goes back to staring in stunned silence. what the fuck ]
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after a bit, he realizes he is being watched and turns to look over at elysium. he lifts up a hand in a wave. hello? ]
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he pads over to the fencing. ]
What did you do to the burdenbeast?
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[ don't just fucking admit it.
but now that elysium is closer, it is clear that docybara is high as hell. ]
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oh my god. ]
You know what? Keep doing what you're doing. You're doing great.
[ elysium walks back off wanting no part of this he is going to pick flowers and crops and make merry with himself ]
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and then once they're done here they can go home and **** ** **** **** **** ** **** ** *** ]
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is this sexy punishment to get back at the non-sexy punishment. this is mean. the entire time elysium is wondering if thorns will also drug him if he acts up too far one day
that's a lot to unpack. ]
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after a while, it has learned some basic commands. will it be able to do them while not under the influence is another story, but progress can be witnessed at least. ]
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we fast forward a few days to when they need to show the farmer their work. is it just him, or is docybara's temperament notably different…? he is unaware that it now has a drug dependency, but it's fine.
thorns is up. elysium just looks like he wants to be anywhere but here. ]
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thorns will show off all the neat little tricks it can do, and then reward the docybara at the end. he explains to the farmer that it's like catnip? and he will bring over a supply to reward it with.
he does not explain that it is extremely more potent than catnip. no one else needs to know that. ]
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elysium as the absentee father cannot say anything besidess watch in horror. this is why they all eventually disappear to get milk (no)
when they are alone and docybara is demurely laying at their feet, elysium reluctantly pats its head. thorns can no longer be trusted… he's learned something today. ]
Good work…
[ he should not be reinforcing this behaviour either but thorns looks proud of himself? he is now the guy who fixes everything behind the scenes. awful. ]
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but he pays docybara as well. good high burdenbeast! ]
Is there anything else we need to do today?
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It looks like it'll rain. If there is, we better get it done fast.
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[ he glances at the sky, frowning, before giving their child a good scratch behind the ears. ]
We can go see. You [ directed towards the baby ] go back to the barn.
[ it gets up and obediently waddles away... awwww! :) ]
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