this is prime time to just. chomp on thorns' ear. ]
You should always accept my invites regardless.
[ thorns has spoiled him too much that he now has to face the consequences of his actions… or pretend they don't exist with a hair growth formula. yea. ]
[ thorns is not remotely realizing that this behavior is his fault for just accepting all of elysium's growing bad habits, because it would mean realizing that doing so is also a bad habit.
he squirms at the chomp though. that spot is sensitive... ]
[ there is absolutely nothing wrong with not saying no to each other. it just means they have normal amounts of love… if thorns wanted to romeo and juliet at any time, he'd just ask how?
he runs his tongue along the shell of thorns' ear and nibbles at the lobe. they were just h*rny all of the previous night, but. alright! ]
It was never a choice. So, yeah. There's no world out there where wrong answers get rewarded, babe.
[ he is in the stage of grief where bullying thorns is mentally stabilising. ]
[ sadly, they are okay with a lot of things they shouldn't be. like throwing away days just to be hedonistic and generally making poor life decisions in that direction.
but elysium's mouth curls, and he poises himself to kiss thorns properly. only, inches away from making contact he breaks away to clap thorns' shoulder. ]
The farmer sent me a message easier saying he wanted help retraining Doctor. No kissing until they're taught to behave.
thorns does nothing to remove elysium from him because at the end of the day, he is still whipped and in love. he still cannot believe he was denied canoodling though... this is hell.
when they reach the farm he just immediately goes to find docybara. if the farmer expected them to chat first then too bad. ]
[ it's like he's siphoning all the positive energy from thorns, but it's not that deep. thorns taking off is so funny.
still, he positions himself somewhere he can watch thorns and docybara. despite being bright and early, it's already menacing the chickens to play. seeing thorns, that's one whole other person to meant as well? wahoo!! ]
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thorns leans in to kiss the back of elysium's neck. ]
You only guess?
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Well. I did get rejected.
[ makes this about thorns and not his hair ]
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thorns just tilts his head. ]
When did you get rejected?
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You didn't accept my invitation to Elysian…
[ he was left on read. ]
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[ he won't say yes to hair trauma inspired decisions... ]
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this is prime time to just. chomp on thorns' ear. ]
You should always accept my invites regardless.
[ thorns has spoiled him too much that he now has to face the consequences of his actions… or pretend they don't exist with a hair growth formula. yea. ]
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he squirms at the chomp though. that spot is sensitive... ]
Do I get punished if I don't?
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he runs his tongue along the shell of thorns' ear and nibbles at the lobe. they were just h*rny all of the previous night, but. alright! ]
It was never a choice. So, yeah. There's no world out there where wrong answers get rewarded, babe.
[ he is in the stage of grief where bullying thorns is mentally stabilising. ]
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sadly, thorns is okay with that. ]
Hm? What are you going to do to me then?
[ please go outside. ]
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but elysium's mouth curls, and he poises himself to kiss thorns properly. only, inches away from making contact he breaks away to clap thorns' shoulder. ]
The farmer sent me a message easier saying he wanted help retraining Doctor. No kissing until they're taught to behave.
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oh my god this is an actual punishment and not a sexy punishment. ]
You won't last.
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[ he pats thorns' head. it that's the extent of his capabilities, that's just how it goes… okay. ]
Huh…
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thorns just stares at him before walking away. he needs to get dressed to head out now... ]
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he also goes to get ready. setting the tone at the start of every day is so important. ]
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but once thorns is ready, he just grabs some protein bars and sets them down. this is breakfast. ]
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he will also accept these protein bars as breakfast. is thorns mad… he fixes himself more closely by his side on the way to the farm. don't be!!! 🥺 ]
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thorns does nothing to remove elysium from him because at the end of the day, he is still whipped and in love. he still cannot believe he was denied canoodling though... this is hell.
when they reach the farm he just immediately goes to find docybara. if the farmer expected them to chat first then too bad. ]
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still, he positions himself somewhere he can watch thorns and docybara. despite being bright and early, it's already menacing the chickens to play. seeing thorns, that's one whole other person to meant as well? wahoo!! ]
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he pulls out a vial from his pocket. ]
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a part of him feels like he should stage an intervention?
a bigger part decides to just watch this. thorns is in love with docybara. what's the worst that can happen. ]
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and then immediately falls over. thorns squats down examine. ]
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[ not that thorns can hear him when he's a field away. he just goes back to pulling weeds this is no longer his problem (they are both its parents). ]
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eventually docybara stirs, clearly dazed. thorns immediately starts to try to teach it directions... this is a normal day. ]
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okay forget productivity elysium goes back to staring in stunned silence. what the fuck ]
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after a bit, he realizes he is being watched and turns to look over at elysium. he lifts up a hand in a wave. hello? ]
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