I thought I was having you? No way a little interruption's enough to kill my appetite. Who do you think I am?
[ the guard is not in earshot of this, but at this exact moment, he feels so much regret for going out of his way to say thanks when all he got out of it was psychological damage. never again. ]
thorns is so close to just making out with him again and only stops himself because they are likely going to just get interrupted a second time if they don't move. he can only get cucked so many times. ]
[ has thorns ever grieved in his life. does he know it isn't a linear process… maybe if he learned to live with elysium's death he would understand elysium's feelings about his hair. they would not be here if he did but still?
he will just keep hanging onto thorns for the next five minutes unless he says something to tilt him off the face of terra. ]
[ thorns just pats him the entire time. internally, he is thinking about what should tomorrow's breakfast be. perhaps they can make healthy smoothies so it's quick... he does not understand the hair.
[ thorns is doing so well… elysium sniffles. thorns could be thinking the rudest thoughts in his head but the fact that he isn't saying any of them touches the heart.
[ for once, thorns can figure this out... although it helps that elysium had literally just asked for a kiss and that giving them is one of thorns' favorite activities.
so elysium can have another one, and then a third. ]
[ this is how people placate toddlers… it is unfortunately so effective. he sniffles. ]
You'd love me even if I were a slug.
[ is this a complaint. who knows. but he will just stay where thorns has left him also like a toddler who does not know what to do with himself? he's thorns' well-behaved bbbb. ]
[ they are both beyond asking for permission it pleases him more than it should. ]
I already feel better.
[ because he can lean over and kiss thorns at any time… one has to remind themselves of the things they do have in life.
the real sticking point is him being one (1) intrusive thought away from having another meltdown, but he obediently allows himself to be ferried and/or manhandled. he trusts thorns with his life… ]
[ there is nothing wrong with them except the fact they like each other a little too much. no big deal.
rather, hasn't he been fixed? he used to be so allergic to thorns' pampering him but now they can have a nice and peaceful time. he is attractive, thank u thorns. ]
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I thought I was having you? No way a little interruption's enough to kill my appetite. Who do you think I am?
[ the guard is not in earshot of this, but at this exact moment, he feels so much regret for going out of his way to say thanks when all he got out of it was psychological damage. never again. ]
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thorns is so close to just making out with him again and only stops himself because they are likely going to just get interrupted a second time if they don't move. he can only get cucked so many times. ]
Mm, well, guess you'll have to show me then.
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freezes in front of the mirror. being lovey-dovey is officially off the table… it has never been so over. ]
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thorns slowly sets their stuff down and just stares at elysium. ]
Everything good?
[ not at all. ]
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he walks over and squats down so he's more at level with him. ]
You look great...
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[ thorns does not know it's the compounded effect of his hair being black and short. that's too much change in a relatively short amount of time……
but he throws his arms around thorns and buries himself in the crook between his knees. what is he even whining about, then? he needs to be smacked. ]
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he pats elysium on the head. ]
Right...
[ save him ]
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he will just keep hanging onto thorns for the next five minutes unless he says something to tilt him off the face of terra. ]
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but after a while, ]
Would a massage make you feel better?
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something like a beat later, he peeks up. ]
Kiss me?
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but thorns automatically leans over to give elysium a kiss as instructed. he waits to see if there are any other asks. ]
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…
he looks at thorns like he wants another one. will this be the one time where beaming his thoughts into thorns' head is successful? ]
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so elysium can have another one, and then a third. ]
Te amo.
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Life is worth living after all…
[ and then returns the three kisses in succession. he is a simple soul. ]
Te amo más, mi luz!
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thorns quite seriously starts wondering if he can create a hair growth formula...? ]
Let's go shower.
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Okay.
[ he's back to uselessly draping himself over thorns. ]
Lead the way, capitan.
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but thorns will lead them to their bathroom that only has a shower. he will hope that elysium does not look at the mirror. ]
I'll get your clothes off for you.
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At least I still have my body. Hand-chiseled by the predecessors themselves…
[ this is insane talk ]
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thorns pats him again soothingly. ]
You are so attractive.
[ and then he goes to set up the shower...... don't have another breakdown when he is five feet away... ]
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You'd love me even if I were a slug.
[ is this a complaint. who knows. but he will just stay where thorns has left him also like a toddler who does not know what to do with himself? he's thorns' well-behaved bbbb. ]
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once thorns is satisfied with the temperature, he returns to elysium's side and just starts undressing him without waiting for permission. ]
You'll feel better in a minute.
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I already feel better.
[ because he can lean over and kiss thorns at any time… one has to remind themselves of the things they do have in life.
the real sticking point is him being one (1) intrusive thought away from having another meltdown, but he obediently allows himself to be ferried and/or manhandled. he trusts thorns with his life… ]
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thorns will strip himself after he finishes with elysium, and then pulls him into the shower with him. this really is just caring for a bbbb. ]
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rather, hasn't he been fixed? he used to be so allergic to thorns' pampering him but now they can have a nice and peaceful time. he is attractive, thank u thorns. ]
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