[ as it goes, thorns won't have to lift a finger to find elysium once he's finally had his fill. barely fifteen minutes later, elysium is behind him, arms looping around his shoulders, chin resting on his head.
he is so giggly. he probably had enough before but it just hadn't hit him yet, oopsie. ]
You're still not on the dance floor?
[ they really are not helping the rumour mill. what is going on with them. ]
thorns allows it... before grabbing onto elysium's wrist. ]
Let me lead?
[ it comes out as a question but he already starts to do it anyway. thorns has only had a little alcohol so far but his tolerance is still low enough that sudden, unexpected movements may take him out. ]
[ he is literally a ragdoll in thorns' hands. okay. his dancing may not constitute as dancing in thorns' eyes, but so long as you're moving your body on the dance floor that's good enough for elysium?
still, he will not complain about getting to experience thorns' legendary dancing. his parents and everyone else are probably staring, but enough about them. he's having the time of his life. ]
unless thorns is fully prepared to carry his weight they're going to fall over. he loses all the feelings in his legs. is this how they shoujo kiss…… ]
so. it turns out his limbs aren't as spaghetti as he'd been letting on. if thorns isn't going to dip him, what if he dips thorns instead?
this would be romantic if he weren't inflicting psychic damage on thorns, probably. he is not very skilled, but he's doing his best to emulate thorns' movements while still very drunk. ]
[ latching onto him is so bold when at any given point he can tip over. it would not be surprising if at any point (during many points) thorns has to be the one to resteady him ]
If you're going to keep complaining, you might as well teach me…
[ attempts to dip while pop music is happening. his feet look like he's about to fall over again but that's also because
[ they are going to have so many bruises by the end of this. coincidentally, it's the time of evening where the wedding party is going around to clink glasses. they stop in front of them, teasing how if they knew they were going to be such a riot, they wouldn't have planned for other entertainment. elysium nudges thorns with his elbow, handing him wine swiped from a nearby waiter. ]
You aren't going to live that down, are you? You [ singular you ] have to redeem yourself.
but thorns will give a halfhearted clink of his glass and then start sipping at the wine. the groom asks thorns if he's still a lightweight and thorns says no very confidently. ]
this just prompts the groom to ask the waiter to refill thorns' glass. he asks to cheers again to their supposed redemption arc. don't make this celebration for nothing. ]
thorns drinks this second glass of wine. the first glass was already a mistake because this is going over his limit of being able to handle one and a half wine coolers.
the next slow is slower. thorns listens to it for a second before he wraps an arm around elysium's waist and pulls him closer until their bodies touch. ]
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[ like he's on timeout.
the others at the table laugh and say they'll babysit thorns for him so he can go have fun. thorns eats his cabbage. ]
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he is so giggly. he probably had enough before but it just hadn't hit him yet, oopsie. ]
You're still not on the dance floor?
[ they really are not helping the rumour mill. what is going on with them. ]
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thorns stands up, which probably dislodges elysium from him. he grabs onto his arm. ]
One dance.
[ before elysium gets too wasted.... ]
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Only one? After I came all this way for you? [ he tugs. ] How abouuuuuuut… no. Until I say so.
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[ whatever!!!
thorns just starts dragging elysium away to the dance floor because the table is now whispering and giggling and he does not want to hear them. ]
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[ words he's going to kill himself over when he's sober
but he's going to attempt to twirl thorns extremely badly. he's not battle-trained… he has no innate coordination. ]
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thorns allows it... before grabbing onto elysium's wrist. ]
Let me lead?
[ it comes out as a question but he already starts to do it anyway. thorns has only had a little alcohol so far but his tolerance is still low enough that sudden, unexpected movements may take him out. ]
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[ he is literally a ragdoll in thorns' hands. okay. his dancing may not constitute as dancing in thorns' eyes, but so long as you're moving your body on the dance floor that's good enough for elysium?
still, he will not complain about getting to experience thorns' legendary dancing. his parents and everyone else are probably staring, but enough about them. he's having the time of his life. ]
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...
and then he just suddenly dips him. ]
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unless thorns is fully prepared to carry his weight they're going to fall over. he loses all the feelings in his legs. is this how they shoujo kiss…… ]
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it is how they land on the ground on top of each other though. ]
Elysium...
[ BLAMES HIM. ]
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[ owww. well, as long as he breaks thorns' fall all is well. what's less well— ]
Do it again. I'll be ready for it this time.
[ WITH THE RUINED VIBE? SURE. ]
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[ he gets up to his feet, pulling elysium up with him. ]
The song's over.
[ it is switching to a different one but the vibe is definitely gone now. ]
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[ thus, dip.
so. it turns out his limbs aren't as spaghetti as he'd been letting on. if thorns isn't going to dip him, what if he dips thorns instead?
this would be romantic if he weren't inflicting psychic damage on thorns, probably. he is not very skilled, but he's doing his best to emulate thorns' movements while still very drunk. ]
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thorns just latches onto elysium, like he definitely does not trust him to keep his hold steady. ]
You don't know how to do this.
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If you're going to keep complaining, you might as well teach me…
[ attempts to dip while pop music is happening. his feet look like he's about to fall over again but that's also because
he's starting to get kind of dizzy? whoops. ]
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well. thorns is going to try to scramble to get back to his feet, but that probably makes it worse?
down they go again. this is so embarrassing. ]
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he just stares. ]
Thorns…
[ in the same cadence thorns had used earlier. ]
You aren't very good at this either.
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and then moves to get up, once again pulling elysium up with him. ]
And whose fault is that? It's like dancing with a toddler.
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[ they are going to have so many bruises by the end of this. coincidentally, it's the time of evening where the wedding party is going around to clink glasses. they stop in front of them, teasing how if they knew they were going to be such a riot, they wouldn't have planned for other entertainment. elysium nudges thorns with his elbow, handing him wine swiped from a nearby waiter. ]
You aren't going to live that down, are you? You [ singular you ] have to redeem yourself.
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[ he will k*ll you
but thorns will give a halfhearted clink of his glass and then start sipping at the wine. the groom asks thorns if he's still a lightweight and thorns says no very confidently. ]
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[ which makes it even more thorns' fault. hello.
this just prompts the groom to ask the waiter to refill thorns' glass. he asks to cheers again to their supposed redemption arc. don't make this celebration for nothing. ]
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thorns drinks this second glass of wine. the first glass was already a mistake because this is going over his limit of being able to handle one and a half wine coolers.
he turns towards elysium. ]
This is your last shot.
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My last shot? It's yours. Heheh…
[ sways
this bodes so well ]
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the next slow is slower. thorns listens to it for a second before he wraps an arm around elysium's waist and pulls him closer until their bodies touch. ]
Don't fall.
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